The Penthouse Club

A BUNCH OF CROOKS… AND VERY LITTLE «TALENT»!! Three points should sum it up (and hopefully make you think twice about visiting this dump):
1. Mediocre talent (and saying this is a stretch, disgusting might be more fitting). Most girls were thin on top, many were heavy on the bottom half; no classic Penthouse pinup figures in this place if that’s what you’re looking for. Most of the guys in the place probably had bigger breasts that all but one of the girls we saw dance. Pole dancing — forget it, no talent when we were there (Barely Legal had some excellent pole dancers, however).
2. Priicccceeeeeyyyyyyy. Cover charge $ 12/​person (and wouldn’t wave it for my lady). Three drinks came out to be $ 49.75 (with tax and tip). Whew! At least they had a bit of alcohol in them.
3. CROOKED, DISHONEST MERCHANT. We were there for about an hour, had 3 drinks, no dances, then left. Got a phone call from Capitol One’s fraud dept the next day. SOBs at Penthouse charged us for an additional $ 150! Capital One caught it and flagged it as fraud immediately. Of course, my card was compromised so couldn’t use it the rest of the trip (good thing I had a second card!).
Conclusion: There’s absolutely no reason to go to the Penthouse club unless you want to bore yourself watching not-​so-​attractive women, pay for expensive drinks, and have to possibly deal with fraudulent charges and these RIPOFFS!
STAY AWAY!
P. S. I learned my lesson in NOLA as this was one of two fraudulent transactions in 3 days — go to an ATM, pay in cash. The character of most of these merchants stinks worse than Bourbon Street!

If you are going to NOLA this is the spot hands down. 5 of my friends and I went in two nights in a row both nights as soon as we walked in we got a table immediately and that was walking in around midnight or so the place was packed the cocktail waitress were on point the drinks wernt watered down like most places. The ladies were exponential. The doorman was friendly remembered our faces like we were bestfriends. The funny part is you can watch what the girls are doing they stay away from sleeze balls. Most importantly cant really go in to detail (what happens at the penthouse stays there) my advice dress nice act casual and you will have one hell of a night to remember. Also be ready to lay down some money after all it is a high end gentlemen’s club. PENTHOUSE FOR PRESIDENT!

Pretty good talent here, if you know what I mean ;) nice looking venue inside, good amount of tables to sit at. We really just came here on a whim. Cover charge is pretty cheap than most places like this that I’ve been to.

This is the best club in New Orleans!
Right off bourbon street they have the hottest girls !!
No rift raft, higher end clientele and top of the line entertainers. Staff is great, music is awesome.
Head over for the best strip club experience in the Quarter!

One of my favorites in NOLA. Penthouse is always beautiful and clean… By far one of the cleanest ones (or at least that’s how I feel) when I visit.
The dancers are variable… Typically at night you’ll have prettier girls and the aggressiveness of the girls has also varied. I consider this typical of most clubs so I don’t consider that in my rating. It’s just part of the business.
The drinks are pricey too, but where aren’t they?
The staff has always been sweet to me and I love that the girls and DJ have not (at least while I’ve been there) ever berated customers for not tipping.
Like all NOLA clubs, many dancers are transient so if your issue with the club is dancer related… Give it another go on your next visit.

Skip this place. Nasty women. And a service staff that is clueless about the menu and have horrible attitudes. Just plain rude!!!

Meh.
Got some free pass from the Marriott on Canal.
Decided to go and check it out since it was free.
The ratio of men to dancers in here is probably 4:1 or more.
Couldn’t get any attention from the dancers or the waitstaff.
Walked out within three minutes.
Two stars because it was free.

This was our one and only attempt at going to a Gentlemen’s club during Mardis Gras during a bachelor party and the treatment by the front of house staff turned us off the experience entirely.
After hours of good patronage at a sister restaurant, where we spent a pretty penny, the manager offered us some VIP entrance cards for The Penthouse Club, he had ventured to the club himself on our behalf and gotten no-​cover cards signed by the manager himself for us.
We were all very grateful but when we arrived at the door of the club the front of house staff not only told us these were no longer accepted, but told us basically «too bad so sad». It’s interesting, this same place is BEGGING for patrons by day but by night they’re rude to a group of 9 guys willing to throw down cash.
It’s ok, out money was wayyyy better spent on booze elsewhere

We both had to pay to get in as a couple. Lap dance was 40 bucks for one song and she didn’t even let me be in the same room. Didn’t have any fun there for my boyfriends Bday. Even though it’s somewhat nice inside. Pick another place.

Beautiful club, beautiful girls — the best on bourbon street, but the girls are stuck up, pushy and full of theirselves. The club itself is beautiful, and the waitresses provided excellent service.

My husband and I thought we would visit on our last night in NOLA since it wasn’t a far walk from our hotel. It was $ 12 each to get in and you can get stamped on your arm to go in and out as your please-​just don’t wash it off! It’s a small quaint place but beautiful inside, our Penthouse is much bigger in St Louis. The drinks were not cheap, but a good amount of alcohol in them. The girls were very pretty, but it was all the nice bootie team. I don’t think one girl had boobs bigger than a small C (if that), so if you’re a boob guy, it’s not your place. A private lap dance was $ 40 but the beautiful girl I chose made it too quick and you could tell she didn’t care. Otherwise it was a good time. Good people watching and the waitresses were very attentive.

I would give this a lower rating, but my friends did have a decent time. The first night, they turned away 10 of us for not having sleeves… really bro? strict dress code? We got our passes and went back the next night armed with sleeves, much to my dismay.
I decided to look out for our table. I made sure we had the required amount of entertainers. After a friend paid for bottle service, we expected some kind of service… but received very little.
The night went on, and we had a good time. But all of this was nearly ruined when the waiter or whatever he was decided to mouth off to me and my friends. I immediately called over the manager to resolve the situation… He offered no resolution and protected the awful behavior of his employee.
I will not be returning to this location… ever

All of us got in for $ 1 each so it was a no-​brainer to stop in for a drink.
The girls were all attractive and friendly/​flirty. None of them were pianful on the eye and since the club was not full we got very good attention near the main stage.
The cocktail waitress we had was a bit of a dip shit as she did not know what single malt scotch was or what bourbons they had available.
All in all, it was a fun stop on our Bourbon Street bacchanalia.

I love coming to strip clubs because they are fun and I love seeing impressive shows that the ladies perform. The venue itself is very clean and nice. I love it when strippers go wild but this place isn’t as wild as I would have loved it to be. And when I say wild, I want to see girls do tricks on the poles, shake what their mama gave them in peoples faces, etc. A lot of the ladies just sway back and forth. Sexy, but not as entertaining as I had hoped. There were a couple girls who met my expectations, but as a whole, it was okay.
There is a main stage, but since it is fairly small and the fact that there are so many people in there it is hard to get to sit at them. I love throwin’ dollars so this is another factor for my three-​star rating.
If you are okay with just seeing the ladies go topless, and swaying back and forth then this is the place for you! However, if you are like me and love a lot of action, I am sure you can find another strip club.

Shake those fine a$$ ti… oh sorry.
Yeah, I’m reviewing the Penthouse Club. I don’t really know how these stack against the other strip clubs in New Orleans but from others I’ve visited elsewhere I’ll say:
— First topless, not full nude.
— Entrance fee (about 10 bucks) but drinks are definitely strip club priced, like 8 bones for a cheap beer.
— It’s very bright in there and not too quiet in case you wanted privacy to whisper sweet nothings.
— There are TVs if you’re not down with ogling.
— What I was kinda blah about was unless you go private lap dance, the stage interaction is on the lesser end. Girls are more on the acrobatic/​pole dance end than the get in your face and shake what their doctor gave ‘em end.
— That said more on the classy end of strip clubs if you feel uncomfortable about the whole thing.
Now you know.

Penthouse is truly the best strip club in NOLA.
The girls as a whole are much more attractive here than anywhere else in the city. Plus there are so many more girls here. There is a cover ($ 12) that is always charged even during slow times but what does $ 12 matter if you are going to a strip club.
The drinks are decent and the cocktail servers are purty. Not much else I can comment on about this club. Everything else that happens at Penthouse is TMI.

one of my favorite stops during mardi gras was the penthouse.
if you’re gonna do NOLA, do it right. and classy, of course.
no complaints… mostly because i got in for free, got free drinkies, and was fawned over by one of the girls. pretty sure she was serious about coming home with us.
…yup, great night.

The club has great dancers and they are attractive, but the majority of them seemed more interested in being on their phones than paying attention to customers.
The front desk girls were very curt and unwelcoming.
I would suggest the staff take a class on southern charm… or any charm for that matter.

This club is pretty shady. We received fliers for a free drink with paid admission on Bourbon St. We all held these coupons in our hand when we paid the $ 12 admission to enter. Upon entry, we asked the bartender for our drink. We were informed to go to the bar on the street back outside the club to redeem it. So, we left and asked the bartender there. She rudly told us that it’s only redeemable when you pay the admission, and she has no idea if we just found them on the floor. I said we just entered, we clearly had them in hand and asked if we could please just get our drink. Instead of letting us have our cheap drink and going back inside to have fun, she banned us from going in again. Waist of time and money, there are plenty of other clubs nearby. Go to one of them instead and save yourself the trouble.

This review is for the bar ONLY… strolling down Iberville on my way to the Unilocal Elite event on 1÷21÷13 and realizing I had about 5 or so blocks to walk decided I needed a cocktail to fortify myself for the trek… and there shining like the Beacon of Booze, Horniness & unrealized Dreams that it is stood the Penthouse Club and like a moth to the flame I was inexorably drawn into this establishment of sweaty capitalism…
The bar is nice, small but nice… my stop in was around 6 PM and it was just me as the lone patron with 2 lovely bartendresses and another lovely filling out an application to dance for money…
Let’s face it the bar itself is usually pretty dead cause if you step in your destination is most likely the double doors to the left within which lies the T & A fest of a young man’s dreams… However the bar can seat about 6 and hold about 20… the lovelys behind the bar were friendly, efficient and damn easy on the eyes… the coolest part was listening to one of them take a call from TMZ about planned Super Bowl festivities and the effort to determine any potential guest list… the other cool part was hearing them swap war stories about Dennis Quaid & John Stamos… Classic!
They pour a stiff Scotch & Water and prices match ($ 8) but if you want fortification and the opportunity to catch the girls throwing around some damn funny war stories it’s worth a stop in…