Centerfolds

Hopefully Unilocal updates the name to Centerfolds soon so that those looking for a good time know to avoid this place like the plague! We got suckered inside by «no cover» and bought the required 1 drink each. We then sat for nearly an hour without ever seeing a single performer — heck, we didn’t even see any girls walking around!

Note: This place is now called Centerfolds
Day we went: Tuesday
Cover charge: None but there is a one drink minimum
Drinks: We paid $ 22 for a beer and a Pineapple Malibu which is RIDICULOUS. My drink tasted okay.
Crowd: Very diverse. People of all genders, ages and ethnicities. No matter where you are from and how you identify yourself, you’ll fit right in.
Music: Top 40
Dancers: Very average looking; I would say 70% of them white, 30% black; natural everything and most of them obviously don’t work out or care what they look like. There was some pole dancing but no spectacular skills were shown. Good news is that most dancers will not harass you for a lap dance, are sober and friendly.
Ambiance: Clean, cozy. The place is very small. Four small (individual) stages total.

So we’re walking down Bourbon St and looking for a little adventure. This lady comes up to us and asks us to come in — no cover charge. Okay, it’s early in the night, we’re bored — so off we go.
As soon as we walk in, this lady insists it’s a two item minimum. That’s no biggie to me… if you patronize a club they usually want you to buy something. She was very rude about the two item minimum. So we walk through the club… it’s the most disgusting place I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
We sit down and look at the chick who’s on stage and decide to get back up and leave. I don’t even want to think about what’s on/​in/​been done on that chair… I swear I think my jeans have contracted an STD.
Please please please find another «Cabaret» to go to… you will thank me later.

It pains me to write this review, but I feel I owe it people so they will not be robbed and scammed by this establishment like we were. Without the specific details we were greeted by a dancer at the door. Paid the $ 6 cover charge and was quickly led by one dancer to these raunchy couches in the back past one strip pole with no dancers and a bar area. Then all of a sudden there were three fully clothed dancers?! So at this point three chicks are back here trying to explain what is going on when a person in our party goes to get drinks. They dance all of two songs and show no skin and will hawk you down for everything you have. Song was over and were escorted out the door. I am guessing our visit was so short because we refused to give up any more money for the VIP room where anything goes. Short of the roaches crawling across the couches, the awful music and drinks this place was nothing more than walking into a bank where these raggedy chicks beg you for money and give you little to nothing in return. We walked in drunk and sobered up real quick during those two songs and realized the exit door was the best thing that could have happened. I would never recommend anyone go to this place. I am ashamed to say how much money they got from us. One chick did recommend the green grenade drink next door and then we started our party all over. Strip club this is not. No skin, no pole dancing, nada. This place should be shut down.

Worst strip club in all of New Orleans. They will drag you inside regardless of whether or not your over 21 and if you’re under 21, the moment you go inside, they’ll threaten to call the cops on you unless you hand over as much money as you have. They basically extorted my friend. So much illegal activity. I’ve spoken to strippers in other clubs that are horrified by Little Darlings.

This place was disgusting and awful! My DH I just wanted to see a strip place while we were here. What a mistake! Got sucked in and went through 100 bucks pretty fast!
The gal wanted both of us. I wanted no part of it. I got up to exchange my drink– I ordered a sky on the rocks but what I got was sugary and way too over powering! I went to switch my drink and the gal said it was 40 for the lap dance my DH that wasn’t even a song long! What a rip off!
She said she was charging us 20 because we were both there! In the time it took me to switch my drink the dance was over! Like I said rip off! She wanted us in the VIP room we couldn’t have headed for the door faster! Gross. Hell no!!! Avoid this place big time!

I honestly can’t review this place because we didn’t go inside. We were going to, but then we saw strippers in bikinis (or whatever the technical term is for what a stripper wears) run out into the middle or Bourbon Street, grab two guys and drag them (very much against their will) into the club. I don’t know what’s going on in there or why they were so desperate to get clients in the bar, but if you have to try that hard to get customers I don’t want any part of it.
Have fun.
G

I havn’t been to a strip club in forever and after this experence I will not return. Last Monday my wife and I took my newly turned 21 year old son out, we ended up at Little Darlings. The girls that worked there were theifs and one of them took over 60 dollars from my wifes purse and denied it. Don’t go here unless you want to be around ugly strippers and theifs.

Ok so I see these chicks hanging out the door of the club and I’m like why not! Cover was cheap when I got in and to the back I go!
Here’s where it took a turn for the WORST!!!
I’m from Atlanta where strip clubs are fun and cheap and the girls get paid great wages! Trust me!
This hoe proceeded to tell me the dance from the two of them was going to cost $ 100. In my mind I’m like hell naw! So I negotiate with the strippers down to $ 20 each with a $ 10 tip. We had a bit of temper flaring but i couldn’t get to extreme BECAUSE the bouncer was right there watching the whole thing.
It was a frightening Experience mainly cause I was there by myself. They didn’t even show anything plus they dance way to hard.
There were some okay big booty girls in there but bottom line is the club is HORRIBLE don’t chance it. Come to Atlanta and have some fun!

This is by far not the best strip club on Bourbon as far as décor or layout goes. The place could use some renovation inside. The VIP rooms definitely need upgrades!
None the less, myself, my husband, and the people we have taken here enjoy coming here. The girls we have had lap dances from and have had VIP service from have always been nice and fun. I can’t say all of the girls are lookers; about half are decent to good on a full night. And yes, there are mostly black girls in here, although a year ago we met an Asian in there. It’s not the cheapest you’ll find, it’s about average– Cover was $ 5 a person and was every night we went, lap dances were $ 20, but if you’re looking for some good dancers and very attentive ladies I recommend this place.
A lot of cliques seem to hang here in groups. The bouncers and security are nothing to mess with either. The bartenders could be a little friendlier too.