Mango Mango

So, I had no clue what I wanted and the bartender suggested a «sweet tart». Basically a mixture of an bunch of different daiquiris & actually did taste exactly like a sweet tart. AMAZING & very potent! My only complaint is that I never made it back for another one. LOL
Bartenders were really friendly. Music was good. Drinks were on point!

This is the place for the most value priced beer you can find on Bourbon street. Generally, the price of a 32 Oz glass of beer is $ 4 or $ 6 for 2 glasses. But you will get Bud or Coors at this price. I wanted to have Bluemoon and after inquiring at 3 places ($ 5 — $ 8), I found this hole in the wall place to be the least expensive. $ 3 for 2 glasses! It is located about half a block from Fat Catz bar and is literally a hole in the wall and easy to miss.

Came here to get a hurricane but was not impressed.
Most drinks you get on Bourbon Street are too strong. This tasted like there was no alcohol in it at all. This wasn’t because it was masked well by the fruitiness of the drink but because there was virtually no alcohol in it.
Mango mango made our drinks nono nono alcohol.
This place is like most of the other bar/​drink places on Bourbon. Step up to the counter and get your adult beverage flavored drink of your choice. Stay if you choose, get a slice of pizza, drink at one of the tall boy tables, or stumble down the street with your Styrofoam cup. You choose.

Other than almost having to knock over the guy making the pizzas because he tried to block me from using the bathroom even though I was a paying customer, I liked Mango Mango.
Like a long list of places on Bourbon Street, they offer frozen drinks with booze. The Vampire Blood is the number 1 seed for sure. It appeared stronger than the average frozen cocktail and was quite flavorful.
I started most and closed every night during my recent visit to Mango Mango, fun place to visit.

Roomy daiquiri bar that also serves about a dozen beers (mostly Abita taps) along with Jell-​O shots and pizza (no I didn’t try it).
I can say the Jungle Juice is good (vodka + 190). The Cajun Egg Nog (brandy+Ron Pontalba+spiced rum) and the White Russian are barely passable in tase although few on this street will care. Worth a stop if your hitting up the street.

Walked in with a group and immediately had shots thrown down our throats (I love to drink) the problem is the girl had originally said absolutely nothing about how much they were or even asking if we wanted them. I asked to speak to a manager and she threatened to have «her boys» come up here and take care of us if we didn’t give her $ 100 for shots that were never ordered. The door guy came up to us, I once again asked to speak to a manager, he said he was the owner (lie) and proceeded to physically push us out so we couldn’t talk to a manager. Just completely unprofessional.

Slushies with a twist… many locations peppered along Bourbon St.
The Significant Other Foodie and I found that it was a cool quick, pit stop to rest your tired legs and cool off from the warm, humid weather.
They even have mid-​shelf alcohol selections.
Stay away from the pizza by the slice…

We walked into the daiquiri place across the street but, there was nobody behind the counter. As we were deciding whether to wait or leave we heard shouting from across the street. We turned around and there was two girls motioning for us to come over. We figured why not at least they wanted our business.
We walked in and they explained how it all worked and we ended up with 3 frozen concoctions with extra shots to go! Places like this are why I love New Orleans! I know it’s touristy but, on a hot day it is nice to have a big frozen, boozy drink. The gals working in this place gave us amazing customer service, were knowledgeable and made us laugh the whole time.
I personally selected half margarita and half piña colada. I couldn’t decide between both and was hesitant when the woman told me to do half and half but, I am glad I did. It was the best of both worlds and the flavors blended together well. If you get the extra shot make sure you take the plastic test tube out of your drink because otherwise the extra booze just sits in it until the end and then it is way too strong!
You may be a bit leery in ordering these because you think oh well how much booze is actually in it? Well I was impressed because these were very boozy and with the extra shot I definitely caught a little afternoon buzz!

Piña colada. FTW! Wish hey had funner go cups but I guess styrofoam works? Lots of different flavored. Do NOT miss the hurricane+piña colada to make a lava flow. It tastes like cough syrup.
$ 9.00 for the big cup, that ends with happy? I can dig it.

$ 10 for a watered down shot that I didn’t even want. Nevertheless the workers here are too aggressive, «This is Bourbon Street not Sesame Street».

Would you like to buy an overpriced cup of corn syrup and neon food colouring that is being served to you by a bartender that clearly stopped seeing the joy in life? Then please, by all means, go here.

I fell in love with the girl with the braces that works there.
1 drink gives you a good buzZZ

My friend and I walked by this place during the day on Saturday, and there were two female employees standing outside trying to get people to come into the bar. They were yelling at us to come into the bar, and when we walked by and didn’t come in one of the girls said «Those girls are obviously b*tches» loud enough for us to hear. Wow. I know Bourbon Street isn’t exactly the classiest place on Earth, but it’s probably not appropriate to insult potential customers.
Rude. Rude. Rude.

I’m just gonna go ahead and squeeze out a Cleveland steamer into this punchbowl of Unilocal reviews. Mango Mango is a great place. Shoot, it’s a family friendly place. My grandma Mafalda loves the bartender here — the ugly one with the big nose. Mafalda just calls him «ugly,» I don’t know his real name. You better believe he knows Smoky B though. Only one man could rock a zebra leotard this freaking hard (it common parlance, this is known as a zebratard).
Here’s the standard operating procedure for a Smoky B visit to Mango Mango (the only way to go baby). Enter the bar at a dead sprint. Stand at the bar, scream at the top of lungs until noticed by the bartender. Order largest, strongest daiquiri on the menu, slide 3 – 4 possum skins across the bar ($$$$), chug 5−6inches of daiquiri, refill with Everclear. Momentarily blackout due to alcohol rush and remnants of bath salts high. Regain consciousness in the dumpster behind the bar, discover poop in zebratard.

STAY AWAY!
Seriously stay away from this place! Huge scam!!! The shot girls literally put the shots in my friends mouth and really gave us no choice and charged us $ 18 each! They were the weakest shots I have ever had in my life! They were extremely unfriendly and called the cops bc we were complaining that the price was outrageous. They said the shots were $ 4 each and they gave us 4 so how that equals $ 18 I don’t know.

Mango daiquiris are awesome. They lose 2 stars for the super rude & super drunk bartender. Ridic.

Scam! My husband and I were pulled into the bar by the shot girl on the sidewalk. She asked if we wanted shots and I stupidly agreed. She tipped 2 colorful test tube shots into my mouth and 6 into my husband’s. «So, it’s $ 30 total. $ 40 if you want to tip. Cash only.» WHAT?!!
We had no choice but to pay her and we immediately left. SAVE YOUR MONEY AND AVOID THIS BAR!!!

RACIST BARTENDER!!! DO NOT GO HERE IF YOU’RE ASIAN!
The bartender made up some elaborate story how my ID was bending so it was fake, and how my friends’ IDs weren’t! What a bunch of BS because I’m freaking 26! So she starts cussing me out and bending my ID and telling me to GTFO! I know it’s a bar on Bourbon St, but YOU should never cuss out at customers!
She took my ID to the back room, probably to scan it or something. The security guard and the other bartender saw what was going on and they tried to calm her down but she was just out of control!
When she gave back my ID it was all BENT, and she didn’t even apologize! I was so upset because that was my driver’s license and the identification I was going to use to fly back home!
She should be fired for what she did! I knew she was racist when she ignored my friends and I was serving other customers that came after us!

I WAS TOLD TYPING IN ALL CAPS MEANS YOU’RE TYPING ANGRY OR SCREAMING. GOOD THAT’S WHAT I AM INTENDING IN THIS REVIEW.
The pizza was GROSS. I’m talking N-​A-​S-​T-​Y. YUCK!
I’m in New Orleans for the weeknd and this is the only place I can say truly SUCKED. It sucked big time. I’m wishing Unilocal had a larger FONT right now. How about a less than 1 star review star Unilocal?hello
I’m mad at myself for not reading all the negative Unilocal reviews on this place prior. Read them, it’s not just me. I’m being nice.
Good night and peace out.
If you think i’m being difficult check out my other 50 plus Unilocal reviews. I don’t just bash businesses for no reason. YUCK

Oh hello frozen boozy goodness that I can just walk around with anywhere I want.
This is freedom folks.
Do yourselves a favor and print off the coupon for buy one get one free. These boozy babies don’t come that cheap at $ 13.00 each. And if you’re like me, you’re not going to stop at just one a day. Well, ARE YOU!?!
Here’s the link:
You’re welcome.