Kokomo

Over priced drinks and their so called «Tremor» or whatever the heck the bartender called it was WEAK!!! And at $ 15 for ONE drink??? It tasted like a diabetic nightmare! Hawaiian Punch and vodka would have tasted better! The vibe is a very beachy, casual and a «hey bro» type of place. I’m from L.A. so needless to say, it wasn’t my cup o’ tea, but staying at the London Bridge which is just upstairs, this spot is convenient. The bartenders were nice, the ambiance is nice and that’s probably what saves this place because having that pool right downstairs and available to the party goers is pretty nice. It’s a hit or miss. but I prefer a nice dive bar with good music and drinks with a heavy pour! If that’s what you’re into… don’t go here. It’s not horrible, but a convenient location for where we stay when we go to Havasu.

Drinks where cheap, venue was large, bartenders were (surprisingly!) friendly. But… HOLY CRAP IS THIS PLACE BROTASTIC! I didn’t know white-​people-​awkwardly-​fist-​pumping-​to-​EDM happened in real life! It should be renamed Kokobro. Or Brokomo. Or Kobromo. Or Brobromo. Or Brobrobro.

I had an awful spring break experience at Kokomo. The bouncers consistently harassed me and my friends (in a very creepy manner), the drinks were way over priced for a very small amount of alcohol, and the crowd was simply awful. I would recommend going to the nautical club instead, the crowd has a bit more class and you won’t get harassed by the doormen there.

Terrible experience thanks to the bartender Tom. I’ve been here multiple times but I promise I wont be returning until he is gone!

Prepare to get ripped off on drinks and entry fees. Got 2 tremor mugs («4 shots each») on an empty stomach and I used my breathalyzer to see what my BAC was. 0.04! Are you kidding me? 8 shots on an empty stomach. The scientific facts are here. In fact, my BAC is probably 0.01 because I tested right after I drank and you’re supposed to wait 20 min after your last sip or it tests much higher. I don’t plan on giving this place any more business.
I’ve uploaded a picture of my BAC I took on the spot.

This was a fun place. Awesome set up. The down side what do I have to do to get a drink??? The lines are so long you have to get 2 drinks per person so your not in line the whole time your there. But who wants to hold 2 drinks while dancing.
Maybe, now I’m not a bar owner so I may not know what I am talking about but maybe during an «event» you should have more bartenders. :-) Please… with sugar on top.
Other than that it was fun!!!

Came out to KOKOMOS twice this summer. First time was Sat July12, place was dead. The music was good though. I guess it stays empty all summer because I came back last weekend Sat September 6 and there was probably 20 people there including my group. Maybe people are too burned out from partying during the day to come here. Anyways not sure what it is but this place sucks ass! Ive been here during spring break a few years back I remember it being jam packed. What happened?

The only reason I’m giving five stars is cuz Craig (the bartender) is the best I’ve even seen. His spirit is soooo happy it just makes u wanna drink. We love u Craig

If you like rap music and wet t-​shirt contests then this club is the place to be. Went there on a Saturday over Labor Day 2014. Had to wait 30 min and pay a $ 10 cover charge to get in. The place was packed with inked up nearly naked Cali twenty somethings.
Drinks were average prices ($ 5 for a screwdriver w/​good Vodka and $ 6 for a 25-​oz Bud Light) and the bartender was pretty friendly though you might have to wait 10 minutes in line to get served.
One thing that annoyed me: the DJ «Black and Tan» from Good Guys Network would not shut the hell up. He had to interrupt every song and his comments during the wet t-​shirt contest were particularly sickening. Also it seems the sound system was malfunctioning and skipped quite a bit. Not sure if this was the speakers fault or the DJ’s scratched CDs.
Two cool things about the club, there’s a pretty nice pool and it has a prime location right next to all the action at the London Bridge.

Holiday weekend, too many overly drunk people. I’ve been to many Vegas parties, but man oh man, this one takes the cake! We met a nice gentlemen who aloud us to join his VIP table. Then it became fun! With all the drunken dirty boys left on the other side of the fence. I’m sure alcohol poisoning runs real high around here. People roaming the streets lost, drunk and talking to themselves. Or better yet people just laid out in the middle of the strip or parking lots sleeping

I loved Kokomos… they played amazing music… Craig the bartender was awesome. My favorite drink was the kokomos special which comes in a souvenir cup with like 5 different liquors. Saturday night was the best night there super fun and had a bad as** DJ and lots of dancing and people.

Went for the first time last Saturday and it was DEAD. I guess it’s not the spot to go to anymore unless it’s spring break or something. Womp womp.
I gave it two stars since it’s outside and right next to the water. That was the only thing I noticed.

The music was good. The drinks were tasty. They sold $ 10 pasties which I thought were pretty cool but the only thing I didn’t like was that girls and dudes had to pay $ 10. I mean, don’t they know that they shouldn’t charge girls? Girls attract dudes, and dudes buy girls drinks and make them money. Get it right KOKOMO! Other than that it was cool, they had a pool and fun energy. Would go back if they removed the fee.

If your 21, love drinking to much, acting a fool, and having to drink so much you finally gain courage to talk to the oppsite sex and it comes out as slurs… this is the place to be on friday and saturday night. Its trendy and popular, cool setup but not somewhere grown up people and im only 29 go on a regular basis. Its only cool thing is the setup and its on the water. Once a year is plenty.

Not a bad place to go to stay cool at night. Played a ton of water volleyball with a great group of guys. Hopefully they still have the green ball we brought! Amy

This place is laaaaaaaame. I knew it was laaaaaame before I even went. $ 20 cover?!? Are you serious? You ain’t Vegas. Good thing is, AZ residents don’t have to pay the cover. Once I got inside, I ventured to the first bar and what?! Cash only? Are you serious. Stop making me jump thru hurdles to have a good time. Hated the crowd. Just didn’t have fun here.

Minus 2 stars for girls not wanting to dance with me in my Neon Tye-​dye shirt that was glowing like a Christmas Tree.
Unfortunately I do not blame the girls for staying away as there was a high guy to girl ratio which tends to scare the chicks.
Went with some friends and had a blast dancing all over the place.

This place has the perfect «party» set up for spring break. However, when we were here it was pretty empty because we were too early. The service was good though– friendly and efficient. The place is huge and has a pool in it! You can’t really beat that. Not sure what all the bad reviews are about, but I would like to come back here when it’s more «happening»

I’d heard great things about this place and was looking forward to a night there. Unfortunately being from the UK, the security were a bit too wary of my form of identification (UK Driving License) and kept asking me to produce it throughout the night. Their rude attitude towards me and their constant asking of ‘how old are you?’ really ruined the good vibe I had about going there. For the record, I’m 25 and don’t look that young so it was a bit offensive.
After I got a few more drinks in me and tried to get over the way I’d been treated the experience got a bit better, but I don’t really think the music was to my liking, although I think if I’d been a bit more drunk before arriving and didn’t have the hassle from the security staff I would have had a better night.
If you are going, make sure you’ve got a passport or something with you so you don’t get bothered like I did. Ironically out of the 4 of us who went, it was the 2 oldest of us in the group who got picked on. Go figure.

I can review this several differant ways, so I will just kick it off with this. Its a bar on the water, with a pool in Havasu. Anytime I can have a few beers overlooking the water is great. Its located right next to the London Bridge so you see all the boaters doing the no wake zone crawl past the bar.
If you have never been its a must do. If you have been you will see its not something you will want to do past your late 20’s. Tons of action. I must say that the girls have it the worst because something about that town brings out the biggest douche baggery (used as a verb) that I have ever seen in guys.
There are a lot of good looking girls but because of the high levels of dick head exposure, the girls tend to put up extra defenses.
None the less, if you are there to drink, they have plenty of beers for ya. If you are there to find a total dick of a guy who looks like he came straight from MTV Jersey shores, then you are in luck. Its a hot bed of activity. Go nuts!
If you are looking for super hot girls, boob job girls, girls with tramp stamps, or very average to less than average willing to have a story to tell when they get back home, this is a mecca. You will find not better hunting grounds.
Put it this way, if yoked out, tribal tatted guys and girls with daddy issues were all12 year old boys, the catholic church would move vatican city to lake havasue just the way they moved the London Bridge back in 1971. Brick by brick!
Try the Coors Light there, its delicious!