Naked Winery

Great winery if you like white and sweet wines. Tasting fee was reasonable and waived if you buy a bottle. Also the staff was friendly. Would definitely come back when in the area!

This is always a fun place to stop and super entertaining. It’s never our first stop since the wine is good but not amazing. Our last visit started out great! We had two hours before we needed to leave. Should have been plenty of time, but due to the fact someone was signing up to be a member I had to flag down someone so we could pay and leave without finishing our flights. We got a little over halfway through and still paid the full amount. The other issue was that with a flight you get a souvineir glass. I had to ask three times if it was the glasses we used or different ones so we didn’t walk out with glasses we weren’t supposed to take.
All in all its a fun place to stop but not a must. And multi tasking so someone who starts with a great experience doesn’t leave disappointed.

Great place, fun atmosphere, very friendly staff, great custmer service, very pet friendly, wine not great but pretty good.

Absolutely adore this place and the atmosphere. Staff is friendly and they always have cute, fun themes for wine members.

Fun wine tasting. Get the groupon for two and enjoy.
Thanks Brendon (sp?) for your friendly but not overbearing hospitality.

The venue is very nice. The wine not so much. I understand they buy what the other wineries have left over and re package it. The ‘winery’ is a warehouse. The chocolate bits they set out on the bar will counteract the rough taste of the wine. But that’s a weird wine experience.

Still loving this wine, but my puppy stole a lick from my cup and she is not a fan…
Maybe when she grows up!

My husband and I came here during our anniversary weekend getaway in the Gorge in December (2015) and we had a wonderful experience. The customer service was incredible: very friendly, attentive, knowledgeable, and fun. We loved the atmosphere and the wines so much that we decided to join the wine club and it has not disappointed. Would definitely recommend this to tasting room to anyone who likes a tasting room with a fun atmosphere.

Although the wine tasting room didn’t have too much to offer (besides wine, obvi) I was pleased with our experience. The staff was very friendly and corky (ha, get it). Had a couple of wines I wasnt too much of a fan (sweeter wines) but the rest were pretty good. They have a line out currently that is made of plastic and meant to take hiking/​camping/​etc. which was very cool. They have multiple locations for the wine tasting rooms.
All their wine names definitely go with their name-​Naked which is kind of clever but kind of overkill also? But whatever. You can choose from two different flights which is a neat idea and you get like 6 tasting in each for a really good price. Currently a groupon out there… couldn’t go wrong purchasing that before heading in.

Very lightweight wines for our taste. Did buy the sparking Riesling to make mimosas but all the others were lacking. They’re idea of bold obviously didn’t jive with ours but that’s our palate & others may enjoy it. Would I buy an Orgasmic Zin vs a Turley Zin — Turley for sure.

Wow — this place is just a room o’ fun! Everyone there is having so much fun. It could be quiet as a library outside on the streets and this place is full of excitement and energy. Great place for a bachelorette party if you’re close. It’s a must-​stop in Hood River!

What a cute little place with some really good wines surprisingly. Fun atmosphere and staff is very knowledgable. They give you a little bowl of goldfish and little bowl of chocolates to munch on. You can do regular flights or sweet wine flights. They listen to your taste choices too and rearrange the wines on the flight lists. Which is a huge plus. We ordered a cheese plate and a huge one with crackers and dried fruit came. It had some sort of smokey cheese which was amazing, later we found out that it was blue cheese! But didn’t taste like that at all. If you’re in Hood River, this place is a must for a wine lover!

I have been a member of naked winery for one year now and every time I come I have a wonderful time and the people are well trained and very funny with the sexual teasing that goes on and the crowd gets into it and also the wines are delicious, Me being a red member I get deliveries 4 times a year and me and my lady have never been disappointed, Naked really goes out of there way to take care of there members, Sat night I went to there medieval banquet and I dressed up like a knight and my lady was a queen and the party was over the top and the food was awesome all medieval and even down to the utensils and the ripped apart loafs of bread, I thought the prices were awesome for all the gave you So in conclusion I cant wait to get teased again and flirt with all the men at naked winery Lol.

Total tourist trap.
Yes they have fun marketing, you can get cheesy photos and temp tattoos they say «I got naked» but why would you ever drink the wine here? Stop for a risqué t shirt and move on!
It’s grossly overpriced. There are so many wonderful wineries and tasting rooms in the hood river valley, dont make this your only stop.

Absolutely 5 stars all the way! We come here every time we are in town and have always loved it. However, this time felt the need to Unilocal it mainly because the service was exceptional. We always enjoy the wine and fun but this time the service was over the top! Katie the bartender was the sweetest thing ever. Greeted us with a HUGE smile and acted as though she thoroughly enjoyed us being there… which is sometimes hard to find. There were others at the bar as well and she was very attentive to everyone. We all commented on it. Can’t wait to go back to Naked! Love the one in Bend as well and stopped in over the weekend but HR’s takes the cake! Until next time…

The tasting rooms (at all locations) are amazing. I visit my (as a club member) Hood River location the most. It is a chill wine vibe. If you don’t like the wines… tell them what you like. They HAVE it. But the «good stuff» is typically held for club
members. So ASK!!! Kristie and Maija are tha BOMB in HR. Aaaaaand as a club member you get a free glass DAILY for you and 4 friends OR tastings. Honestly if you like wine and you visit Bend, McMinnville or Hood River… you SHOULD be a member!

My husband and I tried both the sweet and the dry flights both were delicious, And The service was fantastic even though it got a little busy. Our glasses never remained empty for long. We will deffinetly be back!

Fun concept, very friendly staff.
Buy these wines at discount grocers for $ 4 to $ 6 per bottle. Not worth the price they ask here.
Rough nose, undeveloped, harsh flavors. Difficult to drink even after a few glasses of wine. I poured most of these into a friends glass… and I still drink two buck chuck on occasion.
*come for the novelty, not the wine.

Great name but that’s about it.
Wine was OK but nothing spectacular.
Our server was nice but the other 2 girls seemed snooty. And the upsale was really irritating.
The ambiance was confused. The name and some of the décor imply something more casual (even raunchy) but other parts of the décor try to be more uppity.
A below average tasting room depending on the word naked and some tacky shirts.
EDIT: Updated my rating, down to 1. One star off for a snooty owner.

Stopped in at about 5:30pm on a Saturday. We received one pour off the tasting menu and then never saw another drop hit our glass. After standing there for about 15 minutes wondering when we will ever get to taste another wine, we walked out. They were a little busy, but from what I could tell we were the only ones standing at the bar attempting to do a tasting. They were not busy enough to explain why we were just forgotten about. We hit 6 tasting rooms prior to this one and this was a real craptastic experience compared to the wineries we had just experienced. I would have preferred to end the day on a higher note…
When we did receive some attention from the staff (a male behind the bar) the conversation was a bit uncomfortable. I get that their theme is nakedness and sex and all that goes along with that, but some of the things being said were a little too over the line for me. I could have done without all the sexual references. It left a bad taste in my mouth (kind of literally, as the only wine we tasted was nothing to write home about). With all the great options of tasting rooms and wineries in the Gorge, I have zero desire to come back to Naked.
Ps. I know they are capable of making good wine. I have had some Naked wine before that was pretty outstanding. I wish I could remember the name of it. Maybe if I had been able to do a full tasting I would have rediscovered it.