Domino’s Pizza Group

Having tried both chain pizza places in close proximity on Great Western Road, I have to give the win to Domino’s. I’ve been in for takeaway once, and I’ve ordered delivery once, and both times the pizza was pretty good. Being American, I consider myself a bit of an expert on fast food pizza. Domino’s, while not always perfect, is more generous with sauce and toppings than its competitor across the road. Plus, their delivery service was impressively fast (at least, on a Tuesday evening.) I also like the added touch of the garlic and herb dipping sauce they send with every pizza.
Gluten free folks — they do have a gluten free base, though if you’re sensitive to cross-​contamination, you might want to really ask about their kitchen practices. I’d imagine with all that flour flying, it’d be hard for them to guarantee 100% against cross-​contamination, but as I’m okay (so far) with shared cooking equipment, etc, it hasn’t been a major concern for me.

Keep your Girlfriend away from the Pizza, you’ll regret it :-/
They serve pizza here, it’s pretty much all they do well and my ex and I both love pizza. In fact we both put on a good couple of stone mainly eating pizza and much of it came from here. I broke up with her, she kept on stealing my pizza! I know, my bad…
She doesn’t eat pizza anymore. She eats salad or something. But me? Well, another stone later and these 13.5″ pepperoni babies are still constituting my daily calorific intake. I just keep coming back for more… They put something in them, they must! sighh. The ex? She went on to lose the cheese induced bulge and took great pleasure in rubbing it in :’-(

I used to work here years ago and thought I’d got over my Domino’s obsession. Obviously not. Had a Domino’s every week for the past 6 weeks. Two for Tuesday and double up deals, can’t get enough. Completely obsessed with it again. That’s what it does to you, sucks you in and spits you out like a dirty harlot. It’s the Garlic and Herb dip. I’m pretty sure they lace it with heroin. F you Domino’s, you temptress. you’re just lucky I don’t lick your windows.
Love, your creepy ex employee xxx

Blast it all to hell and back again! I’d love to write this review and sprinkle it with derogatory comment toppings such as ‘bland’ ‘boring’ ‘chain rubbish’… but I just can’t. We had some peeps over for dinner last night and after a full day at work and the grand total of four kids and three adults to feed, it was decided that take-​away was on the cards.
So, with these dudes offering a BOGOF offer, who were we to argue. Now, this is where these dudes lose a star from what would otherwise have been a 4-​star review.
Now I don’t want to come across as being a grumpy hard assed moan (which I can be when the belly is empty and the mind is tired) but the dude on the other end of the phone when I was ordering must have either just rolled out of bed or just falled off a space ship. I swear, the amount of times I had to repeat not just the order, but the card details as well, I would not be surprised if they had me on speaker phone and were placing bets on how long it would take me to get pissed off. Oh how I grrrrrrd.
Anyway, the food arrived in a stupidly short amount of time and was just junk. Heavenly junk. Bready, meaty, cheesey junk that makes you feel awesome and hate filled all at the same time… Blast it all to hell and back again… see you next Tuesday you horrible/​lovely people. Gah!