7-Eleven

So went there on grave shift lunch and asked for a whole triple cheese pizza at 2:00am And the night clerk refused saying he cant. Even after I Pointed out the sign that says fresh baked 24÷7… So I went to a ⁷⁄₁₁ down the road and got my pizza easily. Really you can’t put a pizza in a oven for 2:00 mins? Other then that I don’t know the day shift. But don’t go at night, clerk is lazy

It’s back open and WAY better than the old store! Clean, convenient, good prices. New and looks great. Friendly service! Love it!!!

Came here for the first time since they rebuilt from the ground up and this is a beautiful 7 – 11. The morning staff are as friendly as ever. Everything is so clean and coffee was well managed. Will be back.
Note: The old 7 – 11 was a complete loss in a fire about 2 years ago.

Last Saturday night I set out on a voyage of epic proportions. Like Ferdinand Bardamu in Journey to the End of the Night, I risked life and limb and embarked on a harrowing journey … for more beer.
Running out of beer is one of life’s greatest tragedies. It strikes your very core and reveals what you are made of. Some quit and head to bed, others refuse to succumb to the clutches of impending sobriety and fight to preserve their intoxicated bliss. On Saturday night I made the decision to fight.
I ventured out with a pocket full of cash and a liver that needed further abuse. After agonizingly stumbling six blocks, that felt like six miles, I arrived ready to heroically claim my booze.
I set the box of glory on the counter along with my cash and then the true battle began. The barbarian behind the counter refused to sell to me, I pointed to the clock on the wall which, clear as the starry night, read 1:57am. His cancered heart would not budge. I begged, pleaded, reasoned, played some good cop/​bad cop, and even tried lawyering him … but alas his will remained steadfast.
The walk home was the most sobering of my lifetime, during which I poured over the countless reasons I hated the 7 – 11 guy with immeasurable disdain. He didn’t just rob me of a 12 pack, he stole a piece of my soul. For that he gets an eternal nemesis … and one star.

Love this place, always open, always stocked, reliable and the prices are fair. Have been eating their donuts for years, a little scared of the sausages, but drinks and cigarettes are good

This 7 – 11 is actually pretty similar to most 7 – 11’s, but the reason I’m reviewing this particular 7 – 11 is because I frequented it so often during the summer.
My favorite thing about coming here is seeing the old Indian man who works here. I enjoy seeing him, but he probably hates me because I always tried to pay with change. Most of the time I was intoxicated and was unable to count the change correctly, which led to some hilariously long checkout times.
Pro-​tip: If you come here to get a slurpee often, save your cup and bring it back and get a refill (it saves you a couple cents and pisses the owner off).
One time I came here and the owner freaked out on my friend who had brought his cup for a refill. The owner was convinced that we were cheating him and had taken a new cup and tried to save a few cents by saying it was a refill (even though we came here at least once a week to get slurpee refills). He even marked the cup with a sharpie to signify that it was a refill cup.
Anyways, I would normally give this 7 – 11 two stars because the owner is so mean, but I actually think its really funny when he gets mad so I upped the rating by one star.
PS: the slurpees are actually pretty shitty, they’re always watery and half melted by the time you leave the store.
Pro-​tip #2: Don’t get the nachos they will make you poop lava.

Has anyone ever given a 7-​Eleven a five star review? I think not!
The criteria for a 5-​star review is «Woohoo! As good as it gets!» Indeed, this 7 – 11 is as good as it gets, for what it is.
The people (owners?) are friendly and the selection is good. I only wish they would have one of those Citibank check-​cashing ATMs like some other 7−11s…but, sure… I’ll give them the five stars

Yeah, still one star, don’t act surprised. Actually, I just dropped in to let y’all know that a friend sent me a text last night saying that the 7 – 11 guy is now sporting a bald dome.
Hmmm. My review goes up then, days later, bald head? I’m gonna go ahead and take credit for this!