Loved this bar! Very relaxed with games and amazing shots! This place feels like a home! You go and meet random people and mingle :)
Winston W.
Classificação do local: 5 San Antonio, TX
They reused my beer glass, but the employees definitely wash their hands and at the end of the day, isn’t that the most important?
Samantha M.
Classificação do local: 1 San Antonio, TX
Ok, I love dive bars but this place is disgusting. First, weird, mildewy smell in my glass, then the bathroom smelled like a sewer, no soap or toilet paper. Bar was 1⁄3 full and super ghetto. Will not go back.
Steve M.
Classificação do local: 5 San Antonio, TX
Great place to go and hang out with friends and just have a few drinks and it won’t deflate yr wallet either! Great drinks and the crowd is always cool with new faces so it’s not yr same bunch every night. Overall review you’re doing great Monkey!!!
James E.
Classificação do local: 3 San Antonio, TX
Great hole in the wall place! Doesn’t get too packed and you can still hear other people talk.
Edward T.
Classificação do local: 5 San Antonio, TX
Quaint neighborhood bar with the best shot options. I like it because you can come here by yourself or you can just come here with friends. It is chill. It isn’t loud like like Thirsty Horse, you can just take it easy and have a drink. I love Thirsty but sometimes I don’t want to deal with the crowd. Sometimes I just want to have a couple drinks at a place other than my house with prices aren’t ridiculous.
Erika L.
Classificação do local: 5 San Antonio, TX
Cool neighborhood bar! Good prices, delicious libations, and the worlds tallest bartender… what more could you ask for?! Keep it real at the Monkey.
Brian L.
Classificação do local: 4 San Antonio, TX
Great little dive bar. The nighttime bartenders are pretty awesome and are quite friendly. The drink prices are reasonable and since it’s near another more popular bar, it’s typically not too crowded.
Teresa G.
Classificação do local: 1 San Antonio, TX
My husband I and were invited by some friends for some drinks here. As we walked in I found this place to be so inviting. I felt a good vibe. I was thinking«wow our new hangout spot». That all change when we met the bartender. She was caddy, rude, and not a people person at all. The restroom did not have toilet paper and i was totally ignored when I requested some. We will never be go back or recommend this place to anyone. I wish I could give them zero stars but unfortunately I have to give the one.
Mike H.
Classificação do local: 1 San Antonio, TX
Was overcharged by two stupid female bartenders. They rolled their eyes and gave attitude after being confronted about being overcharged(a clear sign of intent and guilt.) The well drinks are basically soda with a splash of liquor. Do not go to this bar, they try to rip you off because they know their drinks and service are shitty. It takes more than a tank-top to please me idiot.
Jennifer J.
Classificação do local: 3 Henderson, NV
Gave 3 stars for drink portions, potency, and service… Atmosphere is not rated since I didn’t go there for the ambiance, I went to get drunk and have a good time. That was accomplished with spending around $ 45 for three women on a friday night… This was cheap and we have a food time singing old songs that the DJ played an drinking stiff drinks. Don’t judge by the hole in the wall appearance, the bar was what that type of bar should be about… Drinking!
Aaron h.
Classificação do local: 3 San Antonio, TX
If you live or work in this neighborhood and you are looking for a dive bar, this is the place for you. It’s dark but not too seedy and the drinks are reasonably priced. It’s pretty spacious inside and there is a little patio out back for the smokers. Stop by if you’re thirsty and in the neighborhood.
Zach C.
Classificação do local: 3 Leesburg, VA
Strip mall dive? Yes. Dirty dump? No. This is a great hangout bar. They’ve got darts, pool, big buck hunter, and foosball… what more could you ask for? Drinks! We got heavy-handed jack and cokes all night for $ 3.50 and the shot board above the bar had hundreds of crazy shots to help make the night all the more fun. You might not meet any beauty queens here, but I would definitely recommend it for a good night with friends.
Kim M.
Classificação do local: 4 San Antonio, TX
Nice place to have a few drinks. My husband & I went there a few weeks ago and enjoyed the music and the drink specials. No one bothered us and we did not feel out of place. Recommend for a local hangout. They were also showing the football game & that was a plus for my husband.
Sarah M.
Classificação do local: 3 San Antonio, TX
Wow. I wouldn’t go as far as saying that this place is dirty. It’s a clean bar it’s just a hole in the wall. I actually like this place. I don’t really go there unless one of my friends wants to but it don’t go kicking and screaming. The drinks are pretty cheap. I’ve never had a problem getting a beer unless we go on a busy night. The bartenders can be a little rude but that’s only on those busy nights which I can understand. There’s a seating area upstairs above the bar that I like because it gets you a little further away from the music which is controlled by either the jukebox or the bartenders both of which can have some poor choice. There’s a pool table and a couple of dart boards in the back of the bar as well. The bar is small but I wouldn’t go as far as saying it’s anything that the past two reviews have said.
Gabriel T.
Classificação do local: 1 San Antonio, TX
dirty, dirty, man this place was real lame
Jamie K.
Classificação do local: 1 Lake Dallas, TX
What a dump… dirty and lame… dont waste your time.