Classificação do local: 1 Garden District, New Orleans, LA
THISSHOULDBE A SURVIVORFOODCHALLENGE: «Jeff, I choose to eat the putrid dung beetles instead of the catfish basket from Crescent Café» BECAUSE: Their fried seafood is so mid-century-elementary-school-cafeteria-depressingly-bad that I now remember why most kids in the 60s grew up hating catfish; The place still reeks from decades of cigarette smoke when it was the Hummingbird; The tables are sticky, the floor groadie; The burgers are mostly bun and don’t include any sides, but actually that’s a good thing; All this bounty comes at a hefty price: $ 19.25 for a small cheeseburger, drink, and mixed seafood basket. ANDYET, SOMEOFOURBESTINEXPENSIVECAFESAREJUSTBLOCKSAWAY: Phil’s Grill, Butcher, Carmo, La Casita, that mess the wino in Lafayette Square is laying in…