Colette New Orleans

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This was a great club. We had the pleasure of getting to go here around the New Year’s Eve time frame ²⁰¹¹⁄₁₂ and others were there just this year.
It’s in the downtown area of New Orleans and there is a Hilton Garden Inn literally across the street from this club that would make parking and getting to/​from the club very easy. It’s also only a couple of blocks from Canal St. We walked into the lounge area on the first floor and it was very spacious and the décor was very much NOLA. The bar was right in the middle of the area with plenty of seating scattered sporadically around with a decent sized dance floor.
The second floor is meant for play. They have a theater room with nice, comfy leather couches and a big screen for porn. Just outside the theater room, there is a library area with couches and chairs arranged in a square. This area is very erotic and was used quite a bit for public play while we were there. There’s another lounge area outside the library that was also used quite a bit for public group play. Down the hall there are some private playrooms on the left side of the hallway, and group play rooms on the right side. The largest group room has a huge, circular bed. There’s another group play room that is down a short hallway, such that you can’t see what’s going on in the room unless you actually walk down the hallway. The rule for the group play rooms is that you have to be nude to go into them, and you can’t just stand there and watch. Get in or get out.
4.5 orgasms out of 5 for sure.

Interesting weekend. we decided to try 2 nights in a row at Club Collette. Friday night they allow single men and that was a true semi-​weird experience. the men are some what like vulchers but most women who attend on Friday are into ‘crowds’ shall we say?
Saturday was couples only and a low turn out. You make these places to be good by your own activity level so we have seen better but Saturday was pretty lame.
My only complaints are that the elevator seldom works and they need to turn down the AC so people on the upper level don’t sweat as much.
would go back.

I want to start off by saying I made a Unilocal account specifically to write this review.
My husband and I have been here a handful of times before in the past six years. And for the most part it has been an awesome time.
We went on a Wednesday, which is understandably slow. We paid $ 80 to get in (on the website it states $ 60 for couples). If they’re charging that much for single women it’s no wonder why there was only one other woman in the bar.
We went straight upstairs to find no one else up there. The «employee» hired to monitor the rooms (make sure everyone’s comfortable, playing by the rules, etc.) was completely covered head to toe in a blanket as to not see anything. Very unnerving. (Another reason why single women probably aren’t comfortable coming here.)
We had a decent encounter, although the other person did become a little aggressive. (Not physically or harming anything, just uncomfortable). Once we were finished and getting dressed another man came into the room to start asking questions to my husband. We’re very open people (obviously), but he was asking questions that should have been answered by the staff before he even entered the club. Asking how this works, what is the proper etiquette, etc. we answered most of them, but again, the employee did nothing to help explain or make us more comfortable.
Unfortunately, this was probably the last time we’ll go to this club. I highly suggest not going if you’re a single women or women in general. Not a good experience at all. We were told later that night by a friend that Jasmine Club is a lot better with much more variety. We’ll be going there next time.

Amazing is a weak adjective for this upscale BYOB club. Wow! Aside from the rock your world entertainment ‘upstairs’-this club is a 100% class act. As an avid attendant of clubs catering to this lifestyle, I was beyond impressed. From the doorman to the front desk check in, to the bar staff, to the DJ, to the awesome artwork on the wall… Club Colette has ALL of the bases covered & goes above & beyond to exude a class act experience. As a visitor of many clubs of this type, even the infamous Trapeze doesn’t hold a candle to the experience I had. What a treat! It was also my first trip to the Big Easy & the 17^th ice storm since 1852. Go figure– it was meant to be! And to all of the peeps I either met or merged with… KC Kudos to ALL Ya’ll. I would travel back just to come see ya’ll again. KC is Team Colette for life:)

Wow. If you think you’ve done it all in NOLA, think again.
BYOB, great house music on Sunday and sexy people, you’re wildest dreams can come true here.

The Goat’s crazy friends bring him to this crazy place over the weekend after they get the Goat very drunk. This is special club for people that engage in the «swinger» style life. The Goat sees many interesting people and some naked people having fun. The Goat likes that you can bring your own booze to this place and they serve your vodka back to you with a bartender. Very very surprised to see banker that Goat keeps his money with having fun here and so sad that banker pretended not to see the Goat when he waved at him. The Goat met many kind and gentle people here that are very much into «swinger» type lifestyle. Goat is not so sure this type of life is for him but it looks like people having a very good time around this place. Goat was not so happy with cost of membership and entry fee things that added up to confusing and expensive costs. Goat was happy to have seen interesting people but too expensive just for one night to go inside place with naked people being nice to each other but might be nice for special occasions. For such large price they need to have better Vegan food options as all this nice treatment of people is bound to work up an appetite in people and they need good fresh food to keep them strong.