Bourbon Bad Boys

AMAZING experience!!! First lap dance and it was hot hot hot! The guys were so nice and made you feel so comfortable! Such a great time and definitely worth it. Will be back!!!

Was one of the best times of my life. I went with my cousin and mom, on a Friday. I recommend going on the weekend. We went to see how it was, (never going to a male entertainment place before) we were just hoping to have a good time, and man was it that! The club was full, all the dancers were fit & attractive. Not to mention the best looking one, Blake. Tall and a fireman how could you resist. He was very friendly and could carry on a convo, so you could tell it wasn’t just all about the money. He could dance good and we will definitely be going back! Thanks for the experience! Omg!

Great club … awesome staff … sexy dancers … drinks are tasteful. Great music. I had an awesome time lways will come back shit … I drive from Florida to come and have a great time over at this joint … my favorite dancer is hurricane.. And his pole and fire act sooo damn sexy and entertaining … that’s true entertainment rite there make sure to stop in bad boys and have an awesome experience like how I did.

I went here two days ago for my bachelorette party. My girlfriends didn’t plan on taking me to this particular club, because of the bad reviews, but we stumbled into it after several drinks and feeling frisky.
It started off OK — there was a guy on the pole who seemed like he knew what he was doing. The girls in the front row were really into him and he approached them a few times, but no one tipped him. I felt bad, so while he was on the stage, I threw a couple singles at him and went back to my group of friends. I guess he took that as a sign to take things to the next level, because he then came up to me, kept telling me how gorgeous I am, and then grabbed my hand. At first I thought he was taking me on stage, which I was fine with. but then he lead me upstairs. I thought, «OK, maybe my bachelorette veil is a target and this is a private lap dance.» I was fine with that, too… except when we got upstairs it was completely empty.
The club manager followed us upstairs and was yelling at him: «You can’t bring her up here, she has to pay first!!! It’s $ 40 extra for that!!!» The stripper yelled something back at him and straight up ignored him, and brought me into a private room that had curtains but didn’t close them. The manager then apologized to me and told me, «I’m so sorry, he’s new. he just started a few days ago. He doesn’t know what he’s doing.» Before I knew what was going on, the stripper got completely naked, sat on the couch (everything was out) and said, «You’re so gorgeous. I want to do this with you. please.» I was mortified!!! I told him I’m not interested, ran back downstairs, and on the way down I told his manager to talk to his employee. I immediately stormed out with my friends.
The other reviews here about being hustlers and the stories of the upstairs section are completely true. «Sleazy» is probably the best word to describe it. Sorry, just not my style!

Yeah… for a strip club on Bourbon Street I expected way better… There was a $ 5 cover charge on a Friday night, which I had no issues paying. Got in, beers were $ 11.00. That’s right. $ 11.00 for a beer, and you had to have at least one drink minimum. There’s ONE tiny stage, so one dancer dances at one time. There was, I think, two white boys and the rest were African American, in case that’s not your thing. I tend to tell people that when I go to a strip club.
It was very creepy and overall just tasteless. Men did whip out their «Hardware» on occasion during 1v1 dances, but overall I would never go back. The men also automatically assume that since you’re there you must want to touch them and want stuff from them; which I just came to watch — that’s my thing. So overall I was just sorta grossed out.

I found the show to be very good! I enjoyed Mr. Smoove! I was hoping for some butter pecan to come out but it didn’t show! Quite awesome!

the atmosphere was more like that of a bath house and the drinks were expensive.

No dicks, drinks are mediocre, and cocky dancers. You could see more action at a gay bar!

Phoenix has Dick’s Cabaret, which is considerably better. San Diego has gogo dancers at Rich’s, who are considerably better. LA has gorgeous men at every gay bar. SF has a mixed batch of hot, average, and sketchy, but still… This place takes the cake. Most of the dancers are «gay for pay», and not really into it, and it shows. They gay ones are definitely trying to sell it. But the place is small, dank, and smelly. I don’t know, maybe this place is happening on the weekends, but weeknights it’s pretty undesirable. I came home, took a shower, and tried to block it out of my mind.

This was worse place I’ve ever been to. It was dirty, funky and dark. Where the heck did these strippers come from? $ 10 cover and $ 9 drinks (plastic cup)!

OK… When you go to New Orleans you better be looking for a total experience and this place will not disappoint you… IF you’re into dirty, sleazy, divey bars. This place is all of the above and more. It’s dark, filthy, and smells like urine and cigarettes, but hey! You’re in New Orleans and you only live once!
Now, we went on a Monday night, so this review is probably not going to be an accurate portrayal of what this place must be like on a Friday or Saturday night. My partner and I walked in with the promise of male strippers. What was on stage was technically male, but she was wearing stripper shoes, a bra, panties, and a synthetic wig and nothing else. Not even make-​up. That, coupled with the aforementioned atmosphere almost made us turn around, but we stayed because, like I said, you only live once. The dancer on stage was, admittedly, very good on the pole (heh heh) and had a really good sense of humor.
The downstairs is for men and women, but the upstairs is for men only so we assumed (wrongly) that there would be better action upstairs. Upstairs we found rows of rooms with dirty couches in them and in each one we looked in — an open container of vaseline. At this point, we knew what kind of club we were in! We didn’t see a soul upstairs so we went back down and ordered a beer. When we asked why there was no one upstairs, the bartender was very apologetic and gave us 2 for 1 beers. Even if you didn’t take that into account, he was very nice and talked with us while we were there. He even put death metal on while the dancer was on the pole and she took it all in stride. Still kept spinning.
At this point, the dancer’s friend came in with a bag of fast food and — long story short — the dancer at one point ate chicken nuggets while she was on the pole. Just let that sink in.
Soon an extremely hot guy in nothing but white underwear approached us, straddled my partner and said, «For $ 85 we can go upstairs in a room and lock the door». We said, «We don’t have near that much money on us». He said, «How much do you have?» When we answered he said, that’s good enough and we went upstairs expecting a lap dance. I won’t go into details, but it took about 30 seconds for that to go WAY beyond a lap dance.
Be advised, though: these guys are hustlers, plain and simple. One song finished and he didn’t finish what he started, so to speak. He ran out the door and saying extremely fast, «i havetogoIcan’tstayinherepasttwosongsyouguysneedtog­oandbringbackmoremoney» and that was it. By the time we could get to the door he had completely disappeared. We were still sort of dazed from the entire scene and quickly left after that. After all, we were all out of money!
So go here for the atmosphere — especially if you want to feel like you’ve walked into a David Lynch movie. Don’t count on spending any amount of time with a dirty dancer without spending major bucks and don’t assume that they’re clean and disease free. We’re always very careful, but this guy seemed willing and eager to do just about anything for money.
The bartender was great, the girl on the pole was hilarious and it gave us a good first night in New Orleans story!
I gave this place 3 stars. If you want a nice, clean, smoke-​free bar with tasteful décor and chippendale dancers, I give it 1 star — if that. If you’re