Triangle Pizza

The bomb for its location. Garlic knots are good. Pizza is 2.50 for a slice. A large pie is 15 for 8 big ass slices. Better than poppa johns and lil ceasers. Best pizza on the eastside of harlem. And we have alot of pizza places.

Triangle Pizza’s food is a lot like this review: straightforward and unfussy. A solid option, not an exceptional one.

Marcus Tullius Cicero once said; Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.
So its no surprise that once you order a slice from here you will fully understand that the amount of food also comes into consideration when cultivating the old noggin. Yes the place is divey, yes its in the middle of Spanish Harlem, and yes its small and uncomfortable, but like one hour in Thailand with 50 baht. its fucking worth it.
$ 2.50 per slice, which is asking a bit considering there’s dollar pizza a few blocks away, but these slices are plentiful, and cheesy, as they should be, no one should have to feel like they’re eating giant pieces of bread with tomato sauce on it. Nay, I prefer my pizza like the beginning of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2… if the cheese isn’t a lengthy rope of golden childhood memories, I don’t want it.
They don’t stop at the pizza, the garlic knots are probably the largest you will find in the area and at four for a dollar, I’m pretty much getting eight knots every time I go there. Ask for a crunchy slice, and you will soon learn to frequent this spot… but don’t you savages dare touch more than four of those little pieces of ambrosia-knots…leave some for your fellow man.

Very good for a greasy pizza spot. Taste is there, but the bottom gets very floppy when hot. Ask for your slice «extra crispy.»

Zach, when it comes to pizza in New York, people generally accept that it is all thin and big. However, there is a big degree of variability in what you might end up with, depending on the area. Here, you have big slices that are on the side of thin, but not quite so thin. The result is fairly cheesy and filling, and pretty good for the area.
This quite literally is a hole in the wall. You’re either ordering, or standing at the window not 5 feet from the counter or so. Good for grabbing a slice on the go. They also have garlic knots and zeppolis cheap, which is hard to beat, right Zach? Often a slice and beverage deal is available. And it won’t cost you an arm and a leg.
Sometimes all you really need is a slice, a drink, and some garlic knots. Life can be so simple, right Zach?

By far the best in the area.

Typical pizza joint. Standing space only and hot.
The pizza is good, its a solid pizza. It has more cheese than most, if your into that. Definitely not the best pizza, but probably the best in 20 blocks.
The value in this place is what I call the Triangle trifecta. This is 2 slices of pizza, a Heineken, and $ 6.50. This is the perfect pre-​party, although I usually end up having two beers.
There is also an old Puerto Rican guy who sits outside in a chair and plays Salsa. Every person on the street comes by and says hey to him. If that isn’t atmosphere I don’t know what is.