Proactiv Kiosk

: enter Britney Spears & cue music to «Baby One More Time» :
Oh, pro-​o-​activ
Oh, pro-​o-​activ
Oh, pro-​o-​activ
How was I suppose to know?
That you would be my savior
Oh, pro-​o-​activ
I shouldn’t have doubted you
Because you’re all my answers
Show me, how you want to cure me
Tell me baby
’Cause I need to know how to kill this pimple
This little bump, is killing me (and I…)
I must confess, you’re all I need (all I need…)
When I don’t use you I lose my mind
Make my face shiiiiiiii-​iiiiiii-​ine
Zap that pimple, one more time
Oh, pro-​o-​activ
The reason my face is clear
Is from your late night infomercials
Oh, pro-​o-​activ
Jessica Simpson really loved you
Too bad you couldn’t save her marriage
Show me, why P. Diddy used you
3-​step system
Really it’s so easy, I just can’t believe
This little bump, is killing me (and I…)
I must confess, you’re all I need (all I need…)
When I don’t use you I lose my mind
Make my face shiiiiiiii-​iiiiiii-​ine
Zap that pimple, one more time
Oh pro-​o-​activ
Ah, ooooooooh…
Oh pro-​o-​activ
Ah, yeahhhhhh…
Oh, pro-​o-​activ
How was I supposed to know?
Oh, pro-​o-​activ
I’ll never let you go
I must confess
That I listened to Jess (–ica Simpson)
And I am pimple-​free now
Don’t you know I still believe
That you are the cure
To really make my face shine
Zap that pimple, one more time
I must confess
(all I need…)
You’re all I need
(must confess…)
When I don’t use you I lose my mind
(lose my mind…)
Make my face shiiiiiiii-​iiiiiii-​ine
Zap that pimple, one more time
: fade out Britney Spears & enter Vanessa Williams’ perfectly clear smiling face:
: fade out her creepy fake smile & cheesy pop music: