My Boyfriend’s Place

Well, to say I am disappointed is a bit of an understatement.
First off, this place is not a real restaurant! Just when I thought Unilocal reviews could be trusted, this one pulls the carpet out from under my feet!
I saw this location on my map and thought I should try this place. Sounded pretty good and had a few great reviews. It even had some photos of fancy looking dishes.
So I called up this girl I’ve been seeing and tell her I’m taking her out for a surprise dinner date. Yay!
I arrive to what looks like an apartment complex and cannot find the main entrance to the restaurant. I walk all around the building but cannot see the name posted anywhere.
I decided to go into the complex and see maybe if it was a small eatery in the back or something. At this point, my date thinks I’m playing games and teasing about dinner. But I assure her we are going to eat at this place and I will find it!
I got desperate and started knocking on tenants doors. Many people were not home I guess, but a few did answer. They have never heard of this place and swore there was no restaurant inside the building.
That was crazy I said! I took out the app and showed a few tenants the listing and demanded they tell me where the secret kitchen was!!! I realized after knocking on every door and talking with a few people that this place wasn’t legit and prob a black market underground eatery.
At this point someone must have called the cops because I started to hear sirens and then saw lights from down the hall. It could of been because I was yelling and banging on doors looking for food. Or it could have been something random, I’m not sure.
So I grabbed my date and went down the stairs to see the police entering in the front door. I took off and ran out the back and down the street. I hid in a neat park I didn’t know was here until I saw the police leave about 15 min later.
This is the worst place to go on a date or to eat in general. I have no idea where they are hiding the restaurant!!!

Despite his initial intimidating demeanor the greeter, Dexter, is a friendly giant. He will make you feel right at home… unless there are fireworks. Shouls loud noises of any sort occur, he will quiver in a corner as if to say, «Farewell dear new friend, this is surely the end».
All the menu standards are a sheer delight but, the culinary adventurous should be wary. When referring to the «Hebrew Chile Wiskey» one reputable patron stated «that shit cray».

Friendly service with a side of sass. If you have dietary restrictions they have food to suit. The owner lets me call him uncle and let’s me feel like I run the place from time to time. Good stuff.

I’m just gonna say AVOCADO GRILLED HOT WINGS, whaaaa?!! They even put extra wing sauce on the side to dip the celery in it… I’m from the east coast and I am picky with my wings. I think the owner is from Philly or something, because he knows what’s up. Dexter is really nice too.