Domino’s Pizza

Domino’s has upgraded. Pizza ain’t that bad. But, unfortunately, their service still stinks. Lest me explain…
Instance #1:
Ordered a thin-​crust pizza – pepperoni, bacon, cheddar cheese. Mmmm. Like a Lays potato chip, but with more bang for the buck. And delivery because, yeah, what can I say I’m super-​duper lazy.
I waited in the foyer for the driver. And when he got there, I watched him walk to the front of my house, whistling, head hanging like his neck was broke. The pizza box pinched betwixt finger and thumb, dingle-​dangling by his side like it was an 80lb dumbbell.
I figured the pizza was folded up like a dirty shirt thrown in a hamper. And it was. And I still ate it. Yup. It tasted good. But it looked hurt.
Solution: To prevent pizza from looking like a mushed up cherry pie, use muscles to hold pizza level.
Instance #2
Another day. 1030pm (approx). Same thin-​crust pizza.
Dude came. Rolled up in some beater. Delivered the pizza. Delivered the breadsticks. But he forgot the Diet Coke.
I knew it was too good to be true.
Then…
Driver: If you still want the Coke, it’s gonna take me a while. I have a lot of orders waiting for me. Or… or…I can take a dollar off the bill.
Me: Uh, okay.
Solution: Check order. Place in bag. Check order again. Then, and only then, set route for delivery.
Instance #3:
Another day. Two pizzas: a thin-​crust, a regular pan pizza. Cash on delivery.
The total: $ 24 and some change.
He held the pizza correctly. Delivered the correct order.
I handed him the money. Forty bucks.
But then he looks at me like there’s a dry booger cliffhanging from my nose, says: I don’t have any change.
Me [incredulous]: What’s that mean?
Driver: I… ah…I’m gonna have to hold the pizza, while I go back and get change.
Me [angry]: You know what… nothing. Just keep the change.
Driver: Thank you.
Whatever.
Solution: Carry change.
The moral of the story…
…fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, well, easy solution: Just quit ordering from them. Boom.

This place use to be okay, now it’s been a nasty horrible experience obviously the owners here don’t care about customer service, I always get some undercooked nasty soggy pizza last time I order from here

Eating Domino’s pizza is a lot like crack: you KNOW it’s bad for you, you KNOW your bowels will cry out in the morning, you KNOW you’ll feel so ugh in the long run. But we all know that Domino’s fills that hole inside of you seeking cheap, delicious pizza at unusual times of the day and night, and can take away any momentary sadness for the cheesy wonder and addicting taste of processed joy nothing else in fast food pizza can closely replicate. But with all that said, I am still unsure how a place less than HALF a MILE away from my occasional residence can take so unbearably long to deliver a simple pie order. I’ve waited at the least, 45 minutes– and up to ONE hour, 15 minutes to grab the pizza box from some tired delivery person’s arms and that’s really just not okay.

Nope.
Our first time ordering delivery from this place was terrible. I ordered a double pepperoni pan pizza and they delivered a cheese hand-​tossed pizza. I called them to let them know they gave me the wrong order and asked for the right one to be delivered. They said it would take 30 minutes; 40 minutes later, I called for an update and they couldn’t give me one except for one of those «the delivery guy left a while ago and will be there soon.» 50 minutes later, no sign of the guy and no pizza. Not sure what the hold up is but this is unacceptable. Never ordering from this place again.