Coach’s Sports Bar

This place is definitely a no star place, one star is ridiculous for coaches!!! Don’t think I have ever agreed so much with the other reviews. We walk in on a Saturday, during the NFL playoffs & get greeted by the bartender with a «really, why are you here» look! Great way to start off w the only customers you have, besides the 3 friends he was sitting with. Just like past reviews, beer was horrible!!! I mean bad!!! I love the review, «they should apologize for making a good beer taste so bad», that says it all lol!

This place is… horrible. Dive is what it could have been classified as 15 years ago. The stools are torn as someone else said, the bathrooms still have the original everything — one of those you feel better NOT washing your hands because you just don’t want to catch whatever is lurking on the sinks and walls. Thank god I carry hand sani in my bag?
We ordered a pitcher of Blue Moon (hussah, this place has pitchers!) But… I wish we hadn’t. It was the WORST beer I’ve ever had, not the fault of the brewer, but the dispenser. I don’t know if it was the bottom of the keg, if the carbonation was off, or if it was just really… really old, but I felt like I was drinking some flat, furry atrocity. They should actually apologize for making a somewhat good beer taste despicable.
They have one pool table, the table is visibly uneven, so good luck with that. They had a poker night going, with I think… 3 players? The people playing seemed super unfriendly, even. After the game was over they just threw the faux cover on the wall next to the pool table (hey, who the hell wants unsightly particle board put away??)
They have a juke box, and no way to make sure it doesn’t go from being dead silent to blowing your ear drums out when some person decideds Lady Gaga should be blaring. But don’t worry — if music is on the bartender will likely be more than happy to adjust the volume up and down through the whole song.
I can’t even say I WANT to like this place, rather, I just want to never go back. …No, I wish I had that pitcher of bad beer and time back.

Yikes. This place is what rock bottom looks like. The place was apparently soaked in smoke for 35 years — the carpet, walls and windows show evidence of that. The bar stools are all ripped and torn so bad you’d think they’d fix them, but no go spacerider.
It could have been the hottest day in the world and they had the coldest most refreshing beer ever made and I’d still tell you to look elsewhere.

It served it’s purpose… ‘nuf said.

Strictly an old man bar. Still reeks of smoke. Beat-​up inside. A few pool tables. And of course the you don’t come here often enough for me to care about service bar staff.