Halifax

You have been saving me from myself since I was a wee boy.
You sent me house shaped money boxes as a child and letters saying something along the along the lines of «No James, you know you can’t afford it, now behave yourself young man» as an adult.
You make idiots dance and sing for my amusement on T.V.
You decorated my branch so it looked like a Japanese bamboo hut.
Thanks Halifax you’re the best