Hamburger Haven

Worst service in then neighborhood. Servers take forever for order and the line is really long

The Gentleman that take the orders is a very nice guy, Now let’s get to the Child’s Portion of Food.
My sister’s and I went here for Lunch today, I ordered Chili Cheese Fries and it WAS NOT what I expected first thing who did they think they were feeding a 5yr old, I literally spent $ 8.00 for this Kid’s Portion !!! What a rip off, I will never never go to this place again !!! Suggestion: If you are hungry, this is not the place to go, you will be MAD AS HELL !!!

It used to be good, but now the quality is poor.
The owners know that the only reason they have customers is that people are coming from clubs having been drinking. They will overcharge you, if your not careful. They did try to overcharge my friends who were drunk.

Ah this place came in handy when a few of my friends and I dropped into the Troubadour for a Weezer concert. We were starving and were on foot and it was either Pavilions or Hamburger Haven… which we went with the latter. I could of sworn I checked in but I have some pics for proof.
So anyway the place is a grease pit burger joint with a flat top that is cranking out burgers and fries. As most people mentioned this place is gonna run you a little higher than your average burger dive. I imagine that is due to location. But either way, a couple cheese burgers and fries and two beers ran about $ 25 bucks. Not too bad I would say. The burger was a good little flat top burger with the shredded lettuce (which I prefer) and just an all around decent meal before going to a concert. My friends got the onion rings which I must say looked and tasted pretty good. If I find myself needing to eat before a concert down the street I would give this place another go.
One thing I did really love was the classic Mrs. Pac Man and Galaga machines. While sadly the Galaga machine didn’t work, but Mrs. Pac-​Man was good to go. Always love seeing the classic arcades out in the wild. CHEERS!

Ugh. Ive seen this place for years and years since I love Millions of Milkshakes down the block. Couldnt be more let down. The burger was just average. I told the only guy working that I wanted no lettuce. I also asked for just mustard.
Well, my burger comes back with a small pile of lettuce, and a couple squirts of mustard. Thankfully the burger was juicy, albeit bland, so I threw the lettuce in the trash and ate it remorsefully. The bun was also a bit overtoasted.
The whole experience was a rip-​off, from the $ 6+ I paid for ONE cheeseburger, to the fact the Ms. Pac Man machine dupes you into two quarters for two player regardless if you actually have two people. Never returning, and I recommend you avoid as well. «Everyday people say our burgers are the best in town!» They say, well, they are lying and laughing with their overpriced bland meat patties.

Place was basic. Too Expensive for what you get. They got my order wrong and then seemed to get mad at me like I was wrong.

Average burgers at best! Nothing to brag about. Burger patties are thin and flavorless… similar to what you’d expect from a large fast food chain. There are much better options in the area.

The most average burger in the history of average burgers. It’s like this place flew in from planet Average on their average ass UFO, set out to make the most average burger known to mankind.
I gave them 3 stars when they really deserved 2 because I’m a nice person.

Hamburger haven is the worst burger joint I’ve ever been to. Rafael was extremely rude to us and I am very disappointed in the service. The place was very dirty as well. Don’t eat here.

Wasn’t a very good burger. And the rest room can compete with the worst gas station restrooms.

Over $ 20 for a chicken burger combo and the worst hot dog combo ever.
The hot dog was ice cold when served, rubbery, slimey and inedible. The combo was around $ 8 in price.
There’s so many *good* eateries within a small walking distance — so disappointed we came here!

First of all i want to say that the owner or whoever he is the old gentlemen at the cashier is very rude and arrogant!!! Now lets talk about the food they charge for cheese who eats a plain burger with bun and lettuce not only that they use frozen patty no seasoning whatsoever and it cost $ 12 for a blow average burger i dont know how this place still makes money garbage food

The burgers here are in that pretty standard fast food/​taqueria style, with what seem like fresh (not frozen) patties; they’re almost identical to the ones at Hamburger Habit. I definitely like them but they’re not really anything very memorable or out of the ordinary, just good, basic examples of the type.
I would probably say I like Hamburger Habit a little better, because it feels cleaner and has more indoor seating – again, though, there’s not much difference.

So — I don’t know what to say about it. Burger is great. But it’s late. Super good service. Where else can you get food at 1:30 AM in WeHo? Yum all around. Muy caliente on the jar of peppers and the clientele.

Great location. Very friendly staff. They have the best Turkey Burger ever!
Burger was so juicy it ran down my hand. Fries were yummy too.
Saw a ‘Corn on the Cobb $ 2.50′ sign on the wall and decided to try that too… Won’t do that again. It was pretty bad.
I will be going back to this place when I’m in town.

Love the people watching here and they allow pets. The cleanliness has a lot to be worked on but it’s part of the dive atmosphere.
I loved the Veggie burger and fries. They gave me extra Mayo and ketchup for free. You have to be ready for an adventure to eat here but fine for kids during the day.
11÷12÷15
Just a note that the consistency is good here. Always great you can count on it. We may be the only family that orders the Veggie burger but it’s never a problem.
Parking it’s never a problem.

Not a joint I would frequent often. They have this weird system of using a regular deck of cards as your call number. 10 of spades was kind of confusing when you’re drunk and you can’t remember which one was spades or clubs.
The service was a bit slow, and we waited for about 10 minutes as the line outside got longer. People were starting to leave the clubs around 1am and it was apparent that drunk food and cheap food goes hand in hand. Except, I don’t even remember how much I paid for my chili cheese dog, I just remember looking at the prices and going «Dang! Why is a hamburger so expensive?»
I was at a club nearby and I don’t know the area well. But next time, if I’m not drunk enough, perhaps I’ll explore other options!

This is the dirty spoon of dirty spoon restaurants. If all dirty spoon places elected a leader, they would elect Hamburger Haven.
Strange that this is pretty much the only cheap-​ish eatery for a pre or post-​show indulgence at the Troubadour, but it is what it is. Cheap-​ass hamburgers in a cheap-​ass environment. Is it delicious? No. Is it cheap? Yes. Is it dirty? Yes. Will you care about any of this if you’re drunk? No way.
Outdoor seating and it’s kind of atrium-​style. There are cockroaches running around which is just great. The kitchen area where you order just reminds you of a run down high school cafeteria. The staff is nice though.
Oh and they have a B rating from the health dept… noticed that one on my way out.

Still cant believe I ate the BLT and fries I ordered from this place…
But the Abbeys strong ass drinks really threw my inhibitions out the window when it came down to this place…
im still super embarrassed about the snaps I was sending my friend about this place and the food lol
on a good buzz I made my way to hamburger «haven» after a Wednesday night at the Abbey…
The abbey has some pretty good food and I totally regret not getting something to eat from there, but theyre kinda expensive and I spent most of my money on their drinks and the plastic flowers the lady that walks around with sells…
I walk into the burger joint and the owner compliments me comparing my beauty to the plastic flowers in my hand… after I thanked him he asked me if I was okay… I guess I wasnt as put together as I thought. I was pretty buzzed but didnt think it was that noticeable…
After asking him for his recommendations I decided to just get an order of fries, after sitting outside for a while i decided i was hungrier than i originally thought and ordered a BLT to go along with the fries…
Once I started to eat my burger I noticed something moving on the floor… knowing i was pretty buzzed i brushed it off as it being my imagination…
but then i started to notice more things moving all over the floor… horrified to realize, they were roaches… and not the little ones you find in like you friends dirty ass kitchen… NO, these were huge ass big hissing roaching look a like little fucks… as drunk as i was im surprised i stayed calm and not approach the owner and the cook
instead i proceeded to get out my phone and snap my best friend about the big ass roaches that were chilling with me like we knew each other since 2^nd grade…
I maybe drunk but roaches, mediocre food, and a greasy table top is sufficient enough for me to NOT go back

I often have to traverse the city between the Westside and the Eastside and Santa Monica Blvd. is the thoroughfare that is the most direct route. That being the case, I’ve seen Hamburger Haven many times and so one day for lunch, I decided I’d stop in and give it the ol’ college try since the sign touting that they have one of the best burgers around.
They have a small parking lot which also makes it convenient to grab something quick and not have to spend time looking for a place to park. The ordering and kitchen area inside is pretty simple and plain, almost run down if you ask me but I guess it gives the divey feel. Besides, the important thing is whether or not they serve good burgers.
I really just wanted to burger and the only burger I felt was really worth the price happened to be their most basic single patty burger with lettuce, tomato, onion and pickle for a little over $ 5+. You place your order, they give you a playing card to call out when your food is ready to picked up.
They have a outdoor patio with plastic tables and chairs which is where I ate my burger. The burger itself was rather ordinary and really nothing to write home about. I’ve had better burgers elsewhere but I suppose it does it in a clinch if you’re in a hurry or just want a quick meal.
It’s cash only but they do have an ATM machine on the premise. I wouldn’t go out of my way to eat here but it’s not too bad if you’re passing through and want something quick and convenient.

I’m beginning to question myself as I read these reviews since I was super intoxicated when I found my way here on a Friday night after weho hopping. I don’t even remember which burger I chose but it was cheap and quick.
I had to leave so I ate in the car… it was the mthfkn best burger of life. SOOO GOOOD my friends and I devoured the poor little thing in 2 minutes. I wish I had gotten some fries or something but maybe it’s best that I didn’t…I really hope it wasn’t my drunkness that got me sprung but I will definitely be back here!
«Best burgers in town»…I believe it (for now). :)

Decent for late night drunk greasy food…
But otherwise, no point in coming here.
Cooks don’t seem to care. Bathrooms are dirty and exposed.
Burgers are overcooked. Fries are good though
Overall it was awesome after the club… But I would never go back if I wasn’t nearby and leaving a club.