Original Frameworks

I LOVE THIS STORE. There is a lady who works there who is a certified genius.
Here is a little back story:
I recently had to get my kidney removed because I am/​was an alcoholic. Well, I bribed the surgeon with some hamburger helper coupons to let me take home my old kidney. Turns out, he LOVES hamburger helper, so he HELPED me by giving me my old kidney.
I wanted to frame my «work of art,» and thus began my journey.
I kept going from store to store asking someone to put my kidney in a shadowbox. They kept turning me away saying that they didn’t «want to handle human organs.» Get over it, it was in a jar.
So, I go to Original Frameworks and in there there is this young and skinny Afro-​American girl working behind the counter. I start telling her my story and in mid sentence she stops me. In her Jamaican accent she says «let me see the kidney mon.» So I hand her the kidney, she takes it in the back, I here a few sounds, and 4 minutes later she emerges with my kidney in a BEAUTIFUL shadowbox. She only charged me $ 20 dollars for it too! I was so thankful I gave her an extra $ 400 dollars.
A few months later I wanted to get my kids tonsils framed, so I went back to the store but she was gone. All that remained was a sign that read: GONE BACK TO DA OL’ COUNTRY TO PRACTICE MEDICINE MON.” Turns out she was a witchdoctor! Now I know why she was so use to handling human remains. lol.
(This use to be my aunt’s store that went out of business. Don’t actually go there for voodoo magic… you will be disappointed).