Green Buddha Patient Co-op

I wish there was a way to give only a half star or less. So rude over the phone I decided not to go to the shop at all. If you care to make your own opinion watch her throwing all medical shops under the bus … except her own.
sincerely written …

If I could, I would rate at negative 5 stars!
I could not even get through their «Moving the Goal Post Farther Away At Every Step» verification process simply by email.
I have had a Washington State Medical Marijuana Prescription for over 4 years now, I have gone to a number of dispensaries and was never treated as abhorrently as I was by this miserable woman!!!
After emailing my info regarding my authorization, her immediate reply was, and I quote this as copied and pasted from her replied email:
«Sigh, please follow our instructions… given the legalities of our scene no you cannot come in without being verified.»
–Muraco
(Muraco Kyashna-​tochá is the owner of Green Buddha)
My first impression was … what’s a Muraco and is this one a SNOTTY A-​Hole, or SNOTTY Beeyatch or SNOTTY WHAT!!! :o (
So I re — read the «instructions» which included a whopping 3 different methods of getting «verified», and I figured I had forgotten to send a scanned image of my prescription and my photo ID.
So I sent it, and now I realize — and you can tell me I told you so (if you would have been there to tell me) — that I shouldn’t have.
and her reply was:
«Just call it a hunch…
I will suggest that you seek some place else.
I have a very sincere desire to ONLY deal with sincere patients,
NOT working,»
–Muraco
(Again, Muraco Kyashna-​tochá is the owner of Green Buddha)
To which I replied twice that she was the snottiest bitch I had ever met in the MMJ industry in Seattle, that I had received service from in the LAST FOUR YEARS!!!
Not sure if it’s that she’s a man hater or what but…
TO ALL MMJ PATIENTS IN SEATTLE AVOID THIS LOCATION NOW AND IN THE FUTURE AS IT WILL NOT BE WORTH YOUR GRIEF FOR THAT DAY, THUS ENDING YOU UP ON THE STUPID INTERNET TO COMPLAIN…
…or at least if you a man, judging by all the other bad reviews by men, here, and on Google!!!
XOXO’s
Mister Bill (& his dog)

The VERY worst Co-​Op in Seattle !!! AVOID!
I lived in 12 different nations, including The Netherlands (Amsterdam). Ive seen every kind of marijuana selling. This place is the bottom barrel. Just as bad as The Solution. Bad bud, bad prices, and likely the worst owner in Washington state.
BOYCOTT GREEN BUDDHA
P.S.
If you are a Liberal or Hippie– THE OWNER HATES YOU! Period! I felt more welcome in a NYC Gutter.
Unilocal and this owner will try to remove or mock this, but remind the owner or employee that the owner is on record hating classic smokers and HATES medical users, considering them
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Green Buddha Owner Quote:
«says „I believe the successful implementation of I-​502 will require shutting down the illicit market that is medical cannabis,“ as revealed by a public records request,»

I wish I could have purchased something from there, but I didn’t get any chance to. I originally called to see if they were hiring. I was suddenly attacked with a barrage of fast talking and a quick hang up. i could make out the words volunteer only. I then called back to see what happened, i didn’t want to assume that this person was being rude, maybe we got disconnected. when i called back i asked if we got disconnected. She then started talking really fast and hung up on me again. i then got really mad and tried calling a third time to express how ridiculous this was and she didn’t even allow a chance.
Now i wasn’t calling up for just a job. i also did want to schedule an appointment. an appointment only dispensary is something i haven’t been to and wanted to learn more about it. After all this crazyness, i decided to send an email to the company stating what happened and my frustration. i then received a response in nothing but utter pettiness. she stated how i’m wasting her time and how i wasnt a customer. she also said i needed to do my research and was honestly intentially mean, sarcastic, and completely unprofessional.
Realizing i was headed on a path to «Twitter Wars Via Email», i then responded letting her know i was sorry i upset her and hoped the best and snarkingly i admit, i said i hope she learns some customer service in the process.
AND THEN COMES ANOTHER CRAZY RESPONSE!!! this one is all about how i need to do my research (again), how i wasn’t a customer so there was no need for any customer service (it was a phone call asking for answers, that demands customer service, even if its asking for a job). she then calls me dude and again says i need to my research (again!) and then says how i am now hassling her and how useless i am to her.
Well i hope you had fun destroying your 4.5 rating on here. more will come if you talk to people like that. I’M ALSO HOPING YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK CAUSE YOU SEEM TO TYPE LIKE YOUR YELLING… a lot.