Yogurt Mania

Chemical sludge with stale toppings.
Teenage staff who verbally deride the shop owner in front of the customers.
Who needs it?
My husband and I have a bet on when this shop will go belly-​up. I say May 09, he says Aug 09.

By complete chance I wandered into this yogurt shop. The outside, celebrating its grand opening, have banners plastered outside its doors; the end result looks a little whacky, with a bit too much neon sheen, but once you get inside, all is forgiven.
The inside, looking extremely clean and sterile, has an assortment of yogurt machines lined up against the wall. And, like every self serve yogurt shop, there are tubs upon tubs of everything from diced walnuts to crushed graham crackers, waiting to be dusted onto the top of your frozen confection.
The yogurt flavors, ranging from a Hawaiian citrus to a cookies ‘n cream, give patrons a good variety to choose from. Some shops, with flavors going from dark chocolate to darker chocolate, give you only a few, sparse variations; here, this does not happen.
The service is also, for the most part, acceptable and pleasant. The cashier flashed a smile — genuine, I might add — and seemed congenial.
To differentiate between these self serve yogurt shops is a difficult task. What makes Yogurt Mania so good, aside from their tremendous flavors, is the pleasing atmosphere.
On a side note, please forgive them for their ridiculous name.