McDonald’s

This is by far the worst McDonalds I have ever seen! The food is horrible, to the point I took a bite and had to throw it out. Also in the drive thru, a bum for no reason whatsoever started yelling at my partner and spit in the window. I left with no food!

WOW. The service is comically terrible.
The guy in front of us ordered a quarter pounder and a coke. We ordered 2 cheeseburgers and a drink. These two orders took OVER TWENTY FIVE MINUTES.

I almost want to give this place 500 stars just because it might be where the most danger and the most comedy collide on a daily basis.
You could easily get your ass chopped up here. Just standing in line, no one would say «boo» as another person hacked you to pieces with a hatchet. People come here to argue. Argue with each other, with the register people, on their cell phones… it’s almost as if something terrible happened in ancient history on this spot. But it wasn’t ancient history, it’s every day and so the curse is renewed every day. I think 200 couples have probably been divorced while standing in line at this McDonald’s. The workers are clearly indentured servants or subjects of mind control.
That said, the food is also disgusting. It’s made with pure hatred. They screw up McDonald’s food. Even the Big Macs taste spoiled, like they left the special sauce in the sun. It says «Express» on the sign as it is supposed to be a smaller, more agile version of Mickey D’s with a shorter menu and faster service. I assure you friend, it is not. It should say «Never» on the sign. The Egleston Square branch is the first and only «McDonald’s Never» branch in the world. It takes 2 years to get your miserable ass food. There is sometimes this prick who dresses in a suit and harasses you for money while you are line, claiming he is a student and needs money for the commuter rail which is no where nearby. He feels that because he is holding a clipboard you will be convinced of his enrollment in college.
Don’t you dare try and get a free refill. They will scream at you. It’s the only place on earth where I have seen Strawberry Fanta on tap. They can’t keep the ketchup packets out because mofos be stealing all of them and trying to sell them at the gas station across the street.

I would never expect McDonald’s to be fancy and classy, but they usually have decent coffee. Not this location! If you ask for milk or cream they tend to give you about half milk or cream and half coffee. If you ask for sugar they will put in about 40 spoonfuls and are surprised when you do not like it. They routinely run out of things (like orange juice). Their credit card machine breaks rather regularly as well.

After my purchased I said «thanks» to the African immigrant working behind the counter. It freaking made his day. None of the other riff raff that come in this place have enough manners to say something simple as «thank you».