Hustler Hollywood

Ehhhhh, just a stop on the way to kill time if it’s raining and humid as hell in New Orleans and you want to cool down. Array of gimmicky items for joke gifts or bachelor parties. Upstairs has the toys. I’ve seen it all so nothing really stood out.

I expected this place to be trashy – I was wonderfully wrong. Dez was a terrific councilor and I was so pleased he was there to consult me. You can have a wild sex life and not be inhumane. You can love kink and not be abusive. I love that this was a positive and educational experience. Thank you. Great selections and appropriately displayed. Well done.

Let’s talk about sex baby, let’s talk about you and me let’s talk about a military discount! So after demolishing something called Green need I decided to go check out hustler was I in my right state of mind? Probably not going in this sick shop was actually really entertaining in that they have a lot of interesting stuff when me and my boyfriend went to ring I pulled out my military ID because I could not buy my license the cashier was so happy to kick me a military discount lol. There was definitely no being shy in this place lol. Nice store and lots to choose from!

I love the hustler stores. I still wish I had gotten the cute lingerie I wanted. I wasn’t in the mood to try stuff on and I didn’t want to buy something that might not fit.
my husband will for sure love his tee shirt! nothing will ever beat the original one in LA though. this was great though. of course there are the whiners that omg it’s pricey… you obviously have never been to an agent provocateur if you think hustler is pricey… one of my favorite sweatpants are from hustler and I’ve had them for years… and I had a tank top from here for 10 years that was still in great condition… actually I think I just lost it otherwise I’d still have it.
I hate people who whine about prices, the store is not for you then.

Oh Hustler.
You never disappoint. Like ever.
I always find something to buy in here, even if it is just lips.
But you are ever so pricey which means that I never spend as much as I’d like to in your double story store.
Even if you do have the quaint weird buzzy things that made me scrunch up my face while trying to figure out what it was meant to be and how to use it. I might have ended up deciding that it would make a great calf massager.

So I have been here shopping for a few times, i got a very cute outfit and i was very happy with it, one of those bra and bottom set, price was ok, but then… we get to the shoe part. i got these amazing dancing heels but then after just a few nights using them on stage they broke. also they werent very confortable so shoes are a no-​no.
UNLESS you wanna use them for photos or whatevs they’re still super cute. Also if you’re gonna wear their body jewelery be carefull cus it would also break onstage if you’re gonna b doing pole tricks. i would recomend all of these stuff for picure propouses only. And their eyelashes are very pretty I do recommend those! you can use them about 3 times.

It’s a fun store to go into.

If there’s anyplace in the Deep South you’d expect to find an upscale, sex-​positive retail outlet, NOLA would be it. Of course a few blocks away you can seedier shops if that’s more your speed. They’ve got a little bit of everything in the shop — from funny post cards to restraints.

Hustler Hollywood is an interesting place. Never in my wildest dreams did I envision a high end, two story sex shop in the 100 block of bourbon. But there it was, directly across from the Krystal where the infamous LSU tea bagging incident went down. What does one have to do with the other? Nothing really, but whenever I get the chance to use the phrase «tea bagging» in a review it has been a good day. Now back to the review.
Are you in need of a gag gift?
Do you need a gimp mask for work?
Do you need a handheld massager?
Could your library use a book filled with vagina photos?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, you should visit Hustler Hollywood. I always assumed shops like this would be seedy and run down, but that was not the case. It isn’t somewhere I will probably ever go frequently, but it didn’t creep me out.

Super Classy! At the end of Bourbon Street. Two floors of fun for the bedroom or gag gifts. Very helfpul associates.

Selection = plentiful. There are 2 floors! Lingerie, toys, lubrication, ‘reading’ material, etc.
Prices = moderate to expensive
Service = super friendly

I love this store!!! It is the ONLY place I go for bras. These bras make the girls look 21 again. The staff is always super friendly and even more importantly extremely helpful. the second I walk through the door i am greeted and made to feel at home. If the staff for whatever reason cant help me.(which almost never happens) the manager is right on top of it. Being a french quarter bartender, I always send my customer when they ask me where to go for «fun stuff». If I could give it ten stars I would.

VERY nice store … the staff were VERY helpful and so freindly … I went to the store the week I was in town for a Saints ballgame. I had saw a lady at the ballgame with a VERY unique purse and she told me she got hers at Hustler Hollywood. So, I went to the store to get one of the limited edition metal New Orleans Saints purses … I had never saw one before, but the ladies that worked there were the BEST! After I bought the purse, (which I got a discount for checking in on Unilocal!I paid $ 99 for the purse and I’ve saw the same purse on the internet at several different stores for $ 189 + ! So, I got a very good deal and I WILL most DEF. go back the next time I’m in New Orleans …

Yep. You read that right… FIVE STARS go to the sex toy/​porn/​novelty shop.
Mainly because for some reason, I don’t feel dirty for going in there.
Some sex/​novlety shops are just so dark and disgusting, you have to dress in a certain fashion… trench coat with collar turned up. hat, preferably a fedora because you wouldn’t want anyone to recognize you going in. They may think that you’re like the rest of the freaks that would frequent such a place. But you’re not… you’re classy.
And don’t forget the gloves because… well, because god forbid you touch anything in such a seedy place.
Of course, I’m not speaking from experience. I would never go in one of these shops. And I would certainly have never spent an hour perusing a few choice DVDs only to look up and stare right in the face of one of my elementary school teachers, who (thank god) did not seem to recognize me. Nope. Never happened.
But Hustler, is totally different. It’s not embarrassing at all. First of all, it’s bright and clear. It doesn’t make you feel dirty. Even while trying to figure out exactly how one might use a sex swing.
I can pretty much guarantee that you will hear more giggles than lude comments and the staff is very knowledgeable about all of their items in stock.
On two floors, they can accomodate your every need. Sex toys for the beginner and the adventurous. Bachelorette novelty items. Penis straws. An extensive DVD collection and more.
Hustler has it all.
Or, if you’re like me, you can just go to browse. It can easily make for an interesting stop on Bourbon Street.
SERIOUSLY, I just go to BROWSE! (that’s my story and I’m sticking to it!)

Rows of whips and chains… Oh my!
Penis suckers?!?
lingerie ranging from sweet and lacy too… beat me leather!
They had allot of novelty trinkets for bachelor and bachelorette parties, and tons of tee-​shirt with the Hustler logo placed on them. The staff was friendly, but the prices were just crazy! $ 25 for a pair of cheaply made boy shorts? The shop was pretty cute too, hot pink lights, not like some of the seedier adult shops I’ve ventured into in my lifetime. This would be a great store to bring someone who you want to corrupt just a little more!