Seamlessweb

My secret vice — SeamlessWeb the magnificent — discreet, pervasively present in all good locations across New York — keep on growing, for my pleasure.
Your Web and iPhone server /​interfaces are a little sketchy. But I love storing my credit card details in you for instant gratification when the moment comes.
I know I use you way too often when your delivery dudes start commenting on my menu selections.
PS — my tip to newcomers, zero tip online, tip in cash on arrival — it makes people smile a little more (being tax free maybe :-S)

Dearest Seamlessweb,
Thank you for allowing me to be so lazy that I don’t have to stand up and walk to my refrigerator to look at the myriad of takeout menus plastered under my magnets. Your restaurant list for delivery in Hell’s Kitchen has nearly 200 different options and your 25% discounts at certain places is a lovely touch. I feel like you are my food-​pimp. If it wasn’t for your funky pop-​up windows, I would ask you to marry me so we could become old and fat together. With that said, you will still be my faithful booty call for takeout.
Until next time,
Andreas