Phuket Lounge

This place is the worse they try so hard for nothing, I was not allowed to bring my flats in. Because I guess they want all the girls to wear heels. You can’t even take them off to let your feet rest. And when I was leaving I took my flats and they didn’t even let me change them inside they are such assholes. Never again the bouncers are so fucking rude.

Oh hey look, another venue with bad music, overpriced drinks, and holes in the bathroom ceiling.
I can’t believe anyone in nice clothes would sit down on the seats — at some point they must have been red fabric, but now they’re pure grime. The «VIP» section isn’t much better.
Phuket definitely needs to clean up & get their act together.

Best birthday of my life! Bottle service with two comp bottles of champagne, hookah, and such a good vibe. Not overpriced at all. Worth every penny. I had such a good time and so did everyone else I was with. If you’re not into being patted down or your bag searched this isn’t for you.

Do not come here. Nothing else needs to be said. Everything is overpriced and the employees do not care about your time here. Go somewhere else and spend a lot less money.
They ruined my friends birthday bash. Do you want them to ruin your night.
The music sucks, it sucks a lot. There is no variety at all.

Most people have it right, this place is horrible and not worth the money. Went here on a Saturday night with a bunch of friends and I should have known it was terrible when the other clubs had long lines outside but this one had none.
The cover was $ 25 and they confiscate cigarettes, lighters, and anything that is not a key, credit card, or cash. Terrible rules.
The drinks had a decent amount of alcohol in them but were over priced. 3 black labels n coke were 35+tip. Ouch. What gave this place two and not one star was its bottle service. It was not too over priced, I think it was 100 for Hennessy or ciroc. However be warned– the bottle prices vary depending on who you know and how much you are going to spend.
The DJ was horrible. He played mostly old 1999 reggae songs, new rap and hip hop, no salsa, bachata, merengue, and Spanish reggae only sparingly. No wonder no one was dancing. The dance floor was empty. Most folks stuck to their own group drinking and twittering or instagramming on their phones. I did not understand why a DJ with a Latin crowd failed to play any danceable Spanish music! Who is going to dance to Lil Wayne…
Overall this place is not worth the time or money, especially when the other clubs on the street are priced the same but play better music.

This place doesn’t even deserve one star! What kind of club doesn’t recognize the artist performing and don’t let them in past the lobby! Wtf? Never heard of such unprofessionalism in my entire life! This goes to show you this place needs to be avoided at all costs! Shame on the club owner, security, manager, everyone involved! Hope people read this review before consider stepping a foot in there!

This place is in a word GHETTO!!! It is the WORST CLUB EXPERIENCE I have EVER had and I urge people to NOT GO THERE! Its a place for Roughnecks trying to be ballers. They treat their patrons like criminals and judging from the BOX OF WEAPONS confiscated by security and thrown into an OPEN very AVAILABLE box, I don’t think they’re mistaken. Their so called Bouncers are IGNORANT, uneducated Cavemen with something to prove. They try to be tougher than their patrons which is laughable and disconcerting all at once! THIS PLACE NEEDS TO CLOSE DOWN. IT SUCKS… They should call themselves F**K IT! Since that is more appropriate as far as their disgusting attitudes are concerned! They got ONE star so the review could get on otherwise they owe me stars!!!

For the most part wasn’t too bad. Only thing is the drinks are wayyyy too expensive for those lil ass cups we get. Barely any liquor. Plus the credit card machine didn’t work. Crowd was decent & as well as the music

Parking sucks around here!
They have «valet» parking (men who wear jackets and claim parts of the street as part of their exclusive valet service). Its soo annoying! They charge $ 20 just for you to park in a regular on the street parking spot. I unknowing parked in one of their designated parking areas and they actually tried to make me move or pay $ 20. After a 10 minute argument (basically me saying «Show me a sign that says I can’t park here? Show me something in writing that says you „own“ this block and that violators will be towed.»). Needless to say I left me car right there (I refused to pay $ 20 and I was only going to be in the lounge for an hour). I checked with the bouncers and they said «We do it all the time! These people don’t own the block and they can’t all the cops cause their business isn’t legit, just scamming the club goers out of $ 20. With that said I confidently walked into the lounge.
On to the lounge:
It was cute, yet crowded. The décor was nice and made the place look bigger than it actually was. The drinks were ok and I love that they have more than one bar set up.
Only critic would be the coed bathroom. Ladies like to go to the bathroom and do makeup, fix weaves /​real hair, and gossip. Its kinda hard to do that was men in there with you. It was just awkward.
Overall: Might give this place another shot.

Omg ppl who are just ghetto would think it was decent. I’m a club hopper so I know good clubs and bad clubs and this was definitely horrible the patting down is crazy never got patted in a club downtown smh. Came here like a few weeks ago and the drinks and music were good but that’s just about it, they really need to work on their hiring system cuz they just waisting time on their employees cause they were rude to my sister on her bday and one of them was drunk and spilled my bottles over like wtf and she looked waisted like she popped a molly n was sweatin. I was so disgusted, told the manager he said oh! she pulled a all nighter since yesturday i looked at him like really? Since when are nightclubs hectic in the day? I will never go back!!!

Horrible!!! If you are planning your birthday DO NOT DO IT HERE. I even had to send an email to the manager the next day because I couldn’t believe how horrible my experience was. First off I paid a good amount of money to secure my table area that was was a birthday package. I did not receive half of the things promised besides the bottles and wack hookah. Next the bottle service girls are rude and bouncers and security. Let’s not even talk about that. They say girls free before 12:30 if the are on your guest list they will still have to pay and if your bottles are done they re-​sell your table! Just clear it off and a whole new party can just push you out the way. Not to mention the guy next to my table wouldn’t shut up about his broken bottle. Horrible experience! Trust me!

I’ll start this post with the disclaimer that I freaking hate clubs. I love to dance and party, but I hate clubs.
On that note, I went here for a friends birthday last weekend. The music wasn’t bad, wasn’t the best I ever experienced either. And the DJ was calling out birthday shout outs all night but would forget my friend until I made the trek across the club to remind him of the name (which considering we had 2 bottle packages and a whole bunch of ppl buying drinks, come on man, you can do better).
The bottle service itself was terrible though to be honest. They girls are beautiful, drop dead gorgeous, but as someone who has worked in the nightclub industry before, I know what bottle service should be. These girls walk through the club with sparklers and literally stand there in front of your table til the sparklers wear out, with a face that just screams i-hate-my-job-i-can’t-wait-to-go-home. I’m not saying they had to be friendly and playful and start pour shots for everyone (although that’s actually what their job entails), but atleast don’t look so stank to the customers. And the first carafes of juice were straight water, it was actually nasty.
Overall, I can’t hate it because I had a good time. This is more attributed to my friends than the actual location, but atleast the location didn’t PREVENT me from having a good time. They just don’t hold themselves to high standards of service, so I really would never choose to come here again. With so many places in the Heights, why waste your time and money at a place that’s not in it to win it. In summary, if someone asked me about Phuket and I had to quickly had to respond, I’d just say «nah that place is wack.»

This club is worse than i though.
i sent a reservation few week before the date set. they never respond it back. so I went to the club exactly at 12pm. point
this woman who has list of guestlist had an attitude when i told her i did sent an email and no response back. i went it and i got in for free .
the coat check is $ 4.
the club is very small and very crowd. im not uncomfortable when the «whole crew of rapper» show up and show off and played his musics all morning long. its def so boring.
i couldn’t get a liquor because of the limit ridiculous time. there was a man who giving us free drinks. i dont see women walking round giving out cakes.
i didnt enjoy it at all. so, i left at 3am. this party suck. never go back again. i rather go to other club better than this.
the bathroom is very tiny and stupid. who know Men will rape in women bathroom that are very close to each other. very stupid how this club set up.

Plus: The place is really spacious and they were playing some bumpin music. The crowd is more Latina/​o/​Black, which is my type of crowd. The atmosphere was nice, and our table was right next to do the dance floor. The club crew also brought my friend’s birthday cake out with these firecracker candles, which I’m sure made the night more special for her. :)
Delta: Although the environment was nice, I can’t pinpoint why exactly I didn’t have a crazy fun night. I was definitely wasted. If you have a pack of cigarettes and a lighter on you, be wary as they search your bags to confiscate it and put it in a box at the front. The lady at the front was nice enough however to hold it for me, and as I went out to have a smoke, I was able to get a stick from the same pack they took from me. They were just holding it in the front even though I know some people had theirs taken all together. Also, the location of the place is just hard to find. It was weird. You have to walk down hella stairs to find it as it is not exactly searchable on Google Maps. Luckily, I asked a local where it was and he pointed me in the direction of the clubs. I came here for a friend’s birthday party, and we had gotten us two bottles of Grey Goose, a cake, pineapple juice, and cranberry juice by having all of us pay $ 25 each. I think there were around 15 of us.
Generally okay experience, but I don’t think I would come back here again.
Ratings
Service — 0.5
Food/​Drinks — 0.5
Environment — 1
Price — 0
Experience — 0.5
Overall = 2.5

Straight to the point:
Venue — Attractive… Colorful… Layout is okay but not really asthetically pleasing for my taste
Crowd — Mostly ghetto, mixed 20’s to 50’s… It gets SUPER crowded.
Door– They make you leave umbrellas, shoes and whatever they see fit at the door in a pile… Another ghetto star for this establishment. Coat check is $ 4
Bathroom — Unisex guys on line with you and watching you primp yourself in the mirror is hella annoying.
Drinks: In plastic cups filled with ice.
Music– Kinda crappy
I went next door to a restaurant lounge which was way more enjoyable.
Word to the wise, you have to go to BELOW the bridge to find this place!!!

The club itself isn’t bad. Good looking (hispanic/​black with the occasional white guy crowd) of vultures. if that’s your type of thing. Ladies dressed in their finest.
This place is kind of really out of the way, on the edge of manhattan under the west side hwy. When i finally found them, they went through my bag and didn’t let me bring in my flats; what?! so i had to leave my shoes by a statue in a pile with the other rejected shoes. Are you afraid i’ll get drunk and have a shoe fight?
Anywho, the vibe was nice, the 2 dancers were hot. But tell me how they’re going to charge me $ 24 for a drink. This is Not meatpacking or midtown so please, step down from your high horse, there are plenty of nicer, cheaper clubs that don’t dare to charge more than $ 15 a drink.
Overall, ok experience. Probably wouldn’t go back.
p. s. you can see peeing shadows of people though the bathroom doors. not sexy

I stopped here for a friends b-​day and was not the biggest fan.
First off my friend signed up for a list and the guy told us to get there for 10:15, now I know most people are fashionably late but it was our first time here and we were trekking it from Staten Island, but they didn’t open the doors till after 11, and when I asked the bouncer why the time said so early and they didn’t really open till later on, he said most people know not to come till later… I’m sorry we weren’t most people, but we were not informed of this knowledge.
Second, when we do get in, just a little thing that bothered me was they took my pen while checking my bag. «Sorry mam we have to take your pen, you can come back later to get it pack», you keep my darn pen, why would i come back for a pen lol. As I digress the club it self wasn’t bad there was to different party’s at once hip hop up stairs and Spanish music down stairs, we went down stairs it was cool. Not my cup of tea I prefer to pump my fist lol, but if you do like spanish this is def someplace you would like.
P. S. If you have to take the subway you have to go down the stairs at the end of 135^th street to find this place, took us like 5 minutes to figure that out lol

Price: N/​A
Highlight: Place in Harlem to Dance; Possible Bday Party Venue
I came for a friend’s event and there seems to be 2 levels and 2 separate events. So on entering more of the latin crowd went to the right and I followed my friends up the stairs.
That upstairs area is quite inspirational for private events eg. a birthday party. There is a horseshoeish bar, white canopied beds and a dj booth. With your own dj and friends/​great people you could make magic in here.

If I could give no star I would. So I came here for my friends bday on Saturday & what a disappointment. Ill list the cons & pros.
CONS
–Reggaeton & latin music 98% of the time.
–small (there where ppl doing bottle service standing up wtf !)
–set up is all wrong
–men & women share a bathroom (yes you read it right) there is one line & 3 toliets with a door.
–not a diverse crowd (if you like one) 95% latinos
–small plastic cups & mixed drinks were $ 12 & they fill ice to the top of the small cup. The cup is the length of an average persons pinky!
— no matter what time you get there the cover isn’t reduced.
PROS
–Although a fight did occur I made it out ALIVE!
So in conclusion someone couldn’t pay me to come here again! If someone invited me here again ill say F#@K THAT!

Love this place, came here last friday and had a blast! Music is good, decent size place/​dance floor, and good looking people (mostly ladies). Basically everything Tony R. (previous post) stated is true, I wouldn’t mind coming back to this place.
It was a fun night!