Taco Bell

Closed, Razed, a Past-​tense Taco Bell! The only thing worse than what this TB used is to be is not having a TB in your hood when you’re butt-​wasted! Boo!!! I sure hope all the now homeless rats don’t move west to Tosa!
God, please rebuild!

Am I the only one who gets behind the person in the drivethru with the rusted out 1989 minivan with unworking windows and muffler that requires to be restarted every time the line moves? Something about that automobile choice also seems to dictate a real problem figuring out what burrito you want and gathering change for your payment, but I digress…
So this isn’t a bad taco bell drive thru… there is the strange deal with the bulletproof glass and all. Maybe I’m naïve, but I hardly consider this a really «dangerous and scary“neighborhood — its a few blocks from a police station. Oh well.
But its aright. What I love about taco bell is (of course) the cheapskate factor, but also the amount and variety of their vegetarian offerings.
So yeah, reviewing taco bell kind of cancels any foodie credentials my odd duck and wolf peach reviews might have earned me. But what can I say? A seven layer burrito and some fiesta potatos and I’m good to go.

Taco Bell can only ever earn a max of three stars from me, because it’s not even real food. I’m pretty sure Dateline did a special where it was revealed that meat here is just beef flavored sawdust and the «cheese» is actually liquid plastic. Whatever — what do you expect when you can get 5lb of food for $ 2?
This TB has never messed up an order, no matter how drunk, irritating or incoherent my group has been. (if you’ve seen «The Wild and Wonderful Whites», basically that’s pretty much what it sounds like. And no, they don’t got mozzarella sticks) The whole «secure drive thru» thing is a bit off putting, but they’ve got to protect their Doritos Taco Locos, right?
Bottom line — eating here is not a good choice. In fact, it’s a terrible one. But, there comes a time in life when you want a Nachos Bel Grande, and you want it without tomatoes — this location will manage that for you. That’s all I can really ask from Taco Bell.

OLE’!!! Feelin like authentic Mexican cuisine? Well making a run for the border might be the opposite of that but damn it’s still freaking good after a night of beverages.
Since entering my 30’s, T. B has become less and less of a dietary staple so this was my first visit to the North Ave Taco Bell. After a night of drinking it was an obvious choice and proved to be the right choice. Brian. M and I ended up spending $ 18 in nacho goodness which I always thought was an impossible task.
So was the food good, well yes but I was also severely under the influence. Would I go back sober, ummmm probably not. I’ll leave Taco Bell to all the stoners out there who need their fix of nacho cheese Frito burritos!
Also if your cat is a jerk like mine– don’t leave an open cup of nacho cheese on the table right before you pass out. It will lead to your cat eating the whole cup of cheese and then spending the whole next day barfing up yellow vomit– no bueno!!!

It’s like they fly the food in from Mexico right after you order. That fresh and authentic. Watch out for those $ 5 boxes though, they’ll end your day real quick.
Pro-​tip: Don’t go to Taco Bell sober

2 Thumbs Down… no stars