Casper’s Hot Dogs

Just had another dog jonez, so me and jimpey decide to go to casper’s/kasper’s, again we don’t really know the difference between the two chains, it’s the one in the shopping center on the corner of hesparian blvd. and winton ave., you know right behind the 6.99 haircut place, i loves you 6.99 haircut place, especially the new english bird/​chick she can picadilly my circus anytime. i regress, so i’m following jimpey inside when he suddenly stops in his tracks and whispers, oh no, it’s the mean elvis hot dog guy. I just laugh at him cuz this guys like mid-50’z with perfectly coiffed elvis jet black hair, big, hankin sideburns, and i’m almost positive no karate skills. Sure the guys an asshole, he even called a pregnant woman an idiot after she left all because she payed for her dog with susan b. anthony coin dollahz. I just figure i’d hate the world too if i was stuck in the Haystack pushing 60 workin at casper’s/kasper’s. So to sum up, lose a star c/kasper’s because if your gonna hire an elvis impersonater next time hire skinny elvis not the fat, bloated, mean elvis.