Totally 80’s Pizza

Belated Ghostbusters Day celebration at one our favorite places. Great pizza, great wings, and amazing staff!

I have wanted to try this place for a really long time! I saw it once on Unilocal and swore to visit next time I was in the Fort Collins area. We were there a couple of weekends ago and we had a really good time for the short amount of time we were there.
The walls are covered in 80’s loot. It was really fun to walk around and check everything out. They had a model of the bike from PeeWee’s Big Adventure, lots of autographed pictures, and even a full size model of Michael Jackson and the Terminator.
The pizza was awesome! They had a lunch special where you could get a personal specialty pizza with a soda. They had a couple draft beers, and they also had a salad bar that looked really good!
The music videos on the tvs added a nice touch to the whole experience as well!
I highly recommend eating there, but they also do takeout.

My family and I really enjoy this place and there gluten free pizza is fantastic. The reason for 4 instead of 5 stars is they are slightly overpriced. It doesn’t stop us from going there however it does bother me every time I cash out.

First thing is first– Totally 80’s has delicious pizza and the atmosphere is super fun. Definitely worth a visit if you’re in town. Take advantage of dining in because it is a fun experience.
I could sing my praises forever about this place! I had the best Valentines Day this year and that is partly in thanks to Totally 80’s and their girl, Sarah! I called asking two or three weeks before V day if a heart shaped pizza was something they could do. While her initial reaction was to say no, she willingly took on the task anyway! I paid in advance and it was ready on the date and time we agreed.
I want to note that Sarah did an awesome job on the heart and offered us heart shaped garlic knots as well. Also, this is not something they plan to offer on the regular so the fact that they let me order a heart shaped pizza was so awesome. I was turned away by five other places in town! Thanks so much Sarah you are amazing!

I have only had their pizza delivered. Fantastic! Maybe I’ll make it to the restaurant one of these days.

I have been to Totally 80’s Pizza a number of times and each time it’s been great. The staff is super nice, the prices are comparable and the pizza is delicious. The seasoning that they sprinkle on top of the pizza is particularly good. And what better way to enjoy a meal out then surrounded by memorabilia from my childhood while listening to a wide range of 80’s songs and commercials. I’ve read numerous reviews about how the appeal of an 80’s themed museum will dwindle but the people there do a lot to keep things new and exciting… like having a limited time Bill Murry artwork display or a Back to the Future event or a Star Wars/​May the 4^th be with you celebration. I will definitely be going back here in the future.

Great place! Wonderful food, atmosphere, and staff!!! My husband will only sit in the goonies both! The cream cheese pizza is amazing!

Great pizza! Fort Collins has been needing this. Really dig the sauce, nice & crispy on top. And atmosphere, just browse the pics here. Seating feels just a little small (diner-​ish) with all the goodies in their displays, arcade games… but I got a seat at lunchtime okay. Speaking of, $ 2 Tuesdays! Personal 1 topping pizza and drink for two bucks? And it’s this good? Hope it lasts, but this will be a go-​to for me any day of the week.

Awesome memorabilia.

Great pizza joint. Great time with the kids. Love the arcade games and the fun atmosphere.

This place is rad!!! There are not enough actually good pizza places in Fort Collins. Most other pizza is just bland or bready. Totally 80s Pizza is actually one of the good places to get pizza in Fort Collins.
I wasn’t expecting much my first time there. I just went to see all the cool 80s stuff which is completely awesome. I am very impressed with their pizza, and I have enjoyed pizza all over the US. Their cheesy bread twists are fuhmazing. I get them every time I go there, which is every week.
Their service could be faster, but the 80s eye candy and rad music videos make the wait shorter.
This place is great, and everyone who loved, loves, or lived the 80s needs to make Totally 80s Pizza their regular pizza joint.

Totally brown lettuce for salad bar. Poor service. Bad pizza. Empty parm shakers on tables. No salt or pepper on tables.
We tried it once. Never again. Lousy!

Pros: Creative Menu, restaurant appeals to a niche market, efficient staff, video games in the shop, salad bar is awesome.
Cons: 80’s music blaring while I’m trying to eat is not my cup of tea. Pizza is conveyor belt and undercooked but at least not raw dough. Can’t tell if the owner is unfriendly or socially anxious or both.
It’s cool that we have a new, unique pizza place in Fort Collins — I’m just not sure how long it will last based on the actual pizza. The atmosphere appeals to some but not to me. I see it as a place that a lot of people will go to once or twice for a unique experience but then not return.
Oh, and I reallly wish they had slices instead of personal size pizzas.

Totally 80’s Pizza is my FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE pizza in Fort Collins. Granted, I am not a pizza expert and I’m not very picky but damn this is good pizza. The crust isn’t too crispy or too soft, the sauce is amazing, and they load on the toppings!
You can’t get a slice here, but the little personal pizzas are the perfect size. However, they cook them fresh to order so make sure that you’re coming with enough time to order your food, have it made, and eat.
When I first started coming I didn’t think the service was that friendly, which threw me off a bit. Even today there’s one girl in particular who has always been a little bit rude to me, but since I’m there all the time I think the owner has started recognizing me as well as some of the other staff so I always get really great service. Even if it was terrible I’d still come back for the amazing pizza.
The food is so good it makes me forget about the awesome ‘museum’ aspect of it and the great 80’s playlist and music videos constantly playing!

I don’t know whether to write a review for a museum or a pizza joint.
First, I think having a DeLorean to deliver pizza is rad. Next time I eat their pizza, I’m definitely going to have it delivered. Second, Peewee’s bike! I didn’t even know replicas were ever made. I dreamed of having that bike when I was a kid. Third, nothing screams fat kid from the 80s like an open-​air salad bar (pull out the little bits of decomposing lettuce and spinach by hand for gods sake), complete with baby corns, FD&C red bacon-​flavored salty crunchies, and chocolate pudding-​y substance — and it is sooo bad at Totally 80’s, so sticky and goopy that you can literally stick your fork in it and lift your plate off the table.
All the nostalgia is, like, totally whoa, but the dizzyingly repetitive, over-​produced, under-​stimulating, electro-​crap 80s pop music videos that played on the TV made me feel like maybe it’s a good thing the 80s aren’t around anymore. Then Michael Jackson came on and life was better. Once you get past the gimmicks and on to the main subject — PIZZA — it ain’t too bad.
The menu was slightly creative. I never had a frito pie pizza in my life. I like how thick it was without being too heavy. Pretty good, but why doesn’t it have chili on or around it??? As I ate it, I couldn’t help but think, «what an American thing to do, to eat a pizza covered in corn chips.» Being an 80s pizza bar in a civilised part of the U.S. in the 21^st century, it was missing the whole indoor smoking atmosphere. Ahh, those were the days.

We have been to totally 80s before opening week and it was chaotic to say the least but, we came back tonight and I am so so so so glad we did. Alex the owner is an amazing local who really shows his passion in his new business! The food was excellent and who doesn’t like to sit and stare at 80s memorabilia!!! Quick tip don’t park by the liquor store the owner is beyond rude EVEN IF you are legally allowed to park anywhere you want!

I have been eating pizza since 1964 and that my friends is a lot of pizza. I say that their pizza is the best I have ever had. I judge a pizza two ways, first way, how does it taste going down and the second way is how does it react after about 30 minutes in my pizza pit. Most pizza, if it is served hot goes down well but later… I can’t believe I eat the whole thing… where’s the Alka Seltzer.
80s Pizza has no F-​14 after-​burner, it is just goooood from the first bite to the last.

Totally 80’s Pizza is a great place to relax, eat, and just kick back and enjoy the atmosphere. The establishment is covered in a variety of 80’s memorabilia that will take you back to the 80’s. For me it was like enjoying my childhood but with better pizza.
As you walk in you and turn to the left there is a life sized Michael Jackson wax figure that has a Thriller outfit. The figure is so realistic you can see the stumble on his face! Around the corner is a real replica (or is it original?) of Pee-​Wee Herman’s bike from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure. On the other side of the restaurant there is a Han Solo in carbonite as well as many other unique treasures from the 80’s. There are even the original lyrics to Take on Me by A-​HA framed, signed, and on display. There is so much to see and relive that you will not have any problem waiting for your pizza to arrive.
The pizza itself is really tasty and the ingredients used are fresh and plentiful. The large pizza is about $ 17 with tax. Not too bad as it feeds 3 – 4 adults. There is also a salad bar that is only $ 5 and is limitless. There are lots of cool pizzas to choose from and the taste is good. I was worried that this would be bad pizza with a good atmosphere but I was proven wrong. I will go back for the pizza alone.
There are fun arcade games like Ms. Pacman, Mario Bros, and other authentic 80’s games.
Give this place and the and you will not be disappointed. Stoked to have this new and fun establishment in FoCo.

First experience-​not impressed but that was solely based off of observations before actually partaking in pizza eating. It took the staff forever to notice I was there and when she finally came to the counter she didn’t even speak a word. I don’t expect a welcome party or ‘roll out the red carpet’ but I do look forward to a welcoming smile and some form of communication to take place. When the pizza finally came out (because the wait is long) it was the best I have had. I frequent many pizza places since you can find a ton in this town and none have ranked this high for me before. So delicious.
Second experience-​the customer service was the same this time around considering they still seem to be short staffed. I had the kids with me this time and of course they loved the cool stuff to look at and old arcade games. Also, they said the pizza was amazing! However, I pulled the owner aside to compliment and critique him and I felt as if he didn’t want to hear any of it. Which makes me sad. There is a lot of competition out there in Fort Collins and he already has the location issue working against him… if the cleanliness, customer service, lack of marketing, and caring to succeed doesn’t see improvement he may go under faster than he realizes.
All in all get here to eat the fantastic pizza while you can, enjoy the atmosphere and the awesome old 80’s music videos… which the kids found hilarious. (They don’t know the good stuff)!

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve ever experienced. Could be my nostalgia talking but I find this to not only be the greatest establishment in history but the pizza is completely amazing.
My life has changed.
I grew up in the 80s. So my dream was to experience the amazement of an 80s pizza joint again and this place has delivered on all fronts.
Thank you. I shall be frequenting this place as much as possible and telling absolutely everyone.
Ps. Your G.I. Joe Snake Eyes figure in the case is actually a version from the 90s. Not authentic 80s! ;-)