Pizza Patron

Pizza Patron is like McDonald’s — you know exactly what you’re going there for… cheap, greasy food that fills your stomach. The pizza quality is not spectacular — it’s similar to Little Caesar’s. The topping selection isn’t spectacular either. But when I get a pizza from Pizza Patron, I don’t really care.
The taste and texture — fatty goo cheese, crispy pepperoni, crust that’s fluffy and crispy in the right places — is pretty good. Cheesesticks are similarly good. You can definitely get a full meal, including the requisite 2-​liter of soda, there for under $ 15.
Points for the novelty of being able to pay in pesos.

Ordered a pizza yesterday, though I forgot what it was called. It was really good! And it was on thin crust when I forgot to tell them I wanted thin crust! Great! I like em more than Gattis that’s for sure.

Well to be my second time here is so good
Trying to get something for dinner I was looking for ms gattis phone number and never found so I may my decision to come here. I got this sweet deal 2 large pizzas and breadsticks and 2 littles drink for only 17.99
Wow what out good deal pizza was cooking just right to perfection the Parmesan breadsticks with lots of queso Parmesan mmmmm was delicious

My wife my 6-​year-​old child and I got sick eating this «Pizza» I don’t recommended to buy food here is better to pay more and get something better and Clean.

This is slightly better than a hot and ready, and it’s about the same price (it can be less if you get their surprisingly nice calendar with coupons for every month). When I’m in the mood for pizza and don’t want to kill my budget, I go here. Plus, you can get chorizo as a topping – one more advantage over Little Caesar’s.

I had never understood the idea of cardboard pizza crust until i had pizza patron. The overall crapiness of the quality just cannot be explained. It makes little ceasers look like pizza of the gods and digorno to be made from the hands of an italian chef.

This place is, except for the décor, a Latin Pizza Hut. The uniforms, the pizza boxes, the menu cards, the fact they also sell Pepsi… It all boils down to a Pizza Hut carry out.
I ordered two large La De Carnes, Meat Lovers in Hut speak. After a short wait, I got my pizzas and went home. The first thing I noticed opening the boxes is the ingredients… or how skimpy they were. 10 pepperoni on a meat pizza? Some ham and enough burger to dust the crust. Minimal sauce and cheese. Despite that, biting in to the pizza, I found it tasty if light. I’d have been more disappointed except it was only priced at $ 8 for a large.

I’m hungover. I’m also drunk. I’ve cracked open a beer, poured vodka into a McDonald’s cup, and I am missing exactly (1) sock. It MUST be a Wednesday.
I’m at a bar that hasn’t opened yet. My friends are all working on it as I sit here, casually ignoring the manual labor occurring around me. When one of them had a cut on his hand, he said he was bit by a beltsander. I asked if that was some sort of snake. They died laughing. But whatever. I still think it’s a snake.
They passed a warmed up bucket of Pizza Patron over to me. It was beef. I can’t say anything good about it, and I can’t say anything bad, either. It’s OK. If you look up mediocre, you’d find this pizza in the dictionary. it’s greasy. And it worked. Whatever.
In case you care, it’s $ 2.99 pepperoni pizza every Wednesday. Have at it.
Now excuse me. I think I’m going over to hang out with the highschoolers across the street, skipping class and making out behind the Exxon. I bet they have pot. And it *is* 4/​20, after all.

It’s not the best pizza I ever had, but for the price/​taste ratio, it’s unbeatable. Had this for a painting party and fully thought it would be a waste of money ($ 20 got 1 XL Cheese, 1 XL Pep, and 1 XL Supreme) but everyone actually enjoyed it. Worthwhile IMNSHO. I have had terrible pizza (Gumby’s, new Pizza Classics) and this isn’t it. A step above Caesars and below redesigned Domino’s.

$ 3 for a pepperoni pizza! Sure it isn’t as good as Mangia, or HomeSlice, but, it’s $ 3.

This pizza is terrible. I was also kind of drunk when I ate it, which means its probably worse than that. However, if you want to feed a bunch of kids, you can buy their pizzas during the week for $ 3. Seriously.

Everyone at my job agrees that Pizza Patron is terrible. It tastes like wet plastic. We once begged the person in charge of ordering lunches for trainings not to get it. Little Cesar’s is way, way better, which is just sad. Don’t eat it. Just don’t.

And the award for best Hispanic-​marketed pizza goes to… Pizza Patron!
Damn man… whoever thought up Pizza Patron is a marketing genius. A formerly untapped market, pizza-​loving Hispanics. Seriously. Even the cute little slogan says it all, «Mas Pizza, Menos Dinero!»…and that Indiana Jones-​esque guy on the logo is right. Although, I am not sure you get more pizza, but it is LESS money.
I’ve probably slummed it with Pizza Patron about three times. Twice in Houston and once from this Oltorf location. I’d rate the tastiness of PP on par with Little Caesar’s and Cici’s…nothing is as bad as Mr. Gatti’s…except Mr. Gatti’s…honest. Unlike Little Caesar’s, PP doesn’t use canned mushrooms… which I detest. The pizza isn’t great, but hey, it’s cheap and satisfying. Just drink some cheap beer while you’re eating and that’ll drown out some of the annoying little voices in your head that whisper, «Should’ve coughed up the cash for Home Slice». The reason its so cheap is that they do not deliver, so you have to really want shitty pizza in order to chow down. Driving there isn’t quite worth it… but saying you’ve eaten Pizza Patron is sure to be a crowd pleaser!
Something unique to PP is their offering of half a pizza. That’s right… they just cut a circular pizza in half and sell it to you! Woah… it’s like… half the price… that really is MENOS DINERO! Their cheese sticks are pretty good except that they are not menos dinero. They’re MAS DINERO.
The best thing about Pizza Patron is that I get to practice my pitiful Spanish skills. Oh and their website has some really cool hooded sweatshirts that I’ve got my eye on… better save up some dinero, man.