Guy Walking down East 6th st.

Dear Guy,
When I moved here 7 years ago I’d see homeless men pushing shopping carts, ice cream bike vendors and the occasional guy chasing a goat. Now I see you, another mirthless fuckwit in a clever t-​shirt and fedora cock-​strutting down my street. I’m sure you have your iPod set to Neutral Milk Hotel or some such shit that reflects your retarded obedience to Pitchfork Media.
Your skinny denim encased butt cheeks seriously make me want to drag you into the Shangri La bathroom and give you the kind of swirly that would give Dick Cheney pause. Would it kill you to smile, Cobrasnake?

It really is disturbing when the homeless folks move on and take all the character out of an area.