McDonald’s

McDonalds might not be high on the top of anyone’s list of things to eat at any given time; but trust me when I say it’s gonna be further down the list after you read this…
I, in a haze of hunger after another slog at the coal-​face, thought Maccas would be a good plan. WRONG! The experience was bad from start to finish.
I approached the self-​serve kiosk, tapped start etc. you know the drill. It seemed though, that everything I chose was a particularly ticklish item… Meaning I had to keep adjusting my selection to 1 serve instead of 3 or 4.
Secondly, they don’t allow you to collect your own order when you «create your own», so I sat patiently. Considerable time past before a hap-​hazard looking burger arrived with a «basket» of fries; but sans drink. I had to ask twice for that…
In this time, I could’ve made the whole meal myself and it probably would’ve tasted better too.
No apologies for the mistakes, just blank looks.
This is the end between me and Maccas, no more hangover visits or lunch time cravings.