Berns Hotel

Smallest bedroom ever
I have stayed here before and had a decent room, but this was more of a cuboard.
and two of the plugs did not work

Berns in Berzelii Park is a little gem and well liked by the starts and celebrities that require a bit more anonymity than the Grand Hotel can offer. The décor is grandious and ambient even. The bar is buzzing and the grand hall with the amazing chandaliers is a vision of a life more grander in the past times.
The restaurants are beautiful, but I have never been very impressed by the Asiatiska. The Bistro is much better. However, the bar is so immaculately decadent that a drink there will turn any day into a sultry evening in no time. The terrace is great during the summer months. The public spaces are so beautiful that the rooms are a slight disappointment — however clean and efficient they are.
Berns’ brand new premises on Norrlandsgatan 24 has now opened its doors and features the amazing restaurant and bar Nosh and Chow. In addition, an exclusive speakeasy bar Bernie’s Bar has opened in the yard house.

This is a review of the nightclub and bar, not the hotel or restaurant. I’ve always had a fun time at Berns. I haven’t been in the winter when I hear it is much busier but it gets pretty busy as the night goes on in the Summer. The entrance fee is absurd and the drinks are outrageously expensive (my friend got the 300kr Long Island Ice Tea and I think was so depressed that he had paid so much for a drink, that he went home after finishing it, lol) but so is every other place in Stockholm. I’ve always thought the people I’ve talked to there were pretty nice but of course, like in every club, there are some douchy guys and snobby girls as well. One night that I was there the girl I was talking to pointed out a couple of Swedish celebrities so apparently it’s enjoyed by a lot of types.
The dance floor on the entry level is pretty huge and fun. Music has been hit or miss on the times I’ve been there. It’s never been amazing but one time it was just horrible in the bar section. Never been into the «guest list» section downstairs but I’ve had some disputes with the bouncers there. One super bitch who basically went out of her way to try and make me feel bad about myself for absolutely no reason. But most of the Berns staff just seem kind of out of the way and busy. I read a lot about rude bouncers on power trips in Stockholm but for the most part any bouncer I’ve tried to talk to has been cool and just doing their job. Mostly…
Yeah, get a little dressed up and go hang out in Berns and try your luck talking to some strangers. You’re going to open a black hole in your bank account but I’ve never had a bad night here.

A beautiful hotel, in a beautiful building with a lot to offer.
The rooms are very nice and quite spacious — comfortable beds!
There are lovely restaurants with excellent food
Of course, some of Stockholms best nightclubs are located inside this hotel as well…
The service is very good!
The location is prime — close to the water and walking to great shopping, restaurants, museums…
You can get some decent prices on the rooms as well!