Planet Earth

Affectionately called «Planet Ming» by my old flatmates and I on account of, you guessed it — all the mingers.
Despite the mingers, we always had a fantastic time at this nightclub and always left completely Donald Ducked thanks to the cheap drinks. God bless ‘em. Planet Ming is big on theme nights, and we were especially fond of the 70’s night, which occurs on Tuesdays. The club doesn’t have the biggest area to dance in, especially compared to other places around toon, but the confined space just makes it that much easier to pull. Hopefully the beer goggles aren’t too thick and it’s not a minger.
All kidding about the mingers aside, I met some of the absolutely loveliest blokes there:
Andy — The Fireman
Joe — The Plumber from Gateshead
Steven — The DJ
Well, at least they looked lovely after 12 vodka and cokes.