Manchester Metropolitan Students Union

MMU the Worst University in the UK Manchester metropolitan University
This university is the worst i been to, the teaching staff can’t speak English, staff are brown noes, conservative, who are full shit, the leader of the foundation year is the ugly face of it, she there for display purpose because manager is a wrinkly old man who full of himself.
Head of the business school an egoistic women who think she a great «Marketing genius», if she was how come her lecture theatres are half empty she clearly can’t satisfy need and want of students cant she. That what «Marketing» people supposed to do aren’t they? she sit on the board for equal equality purposes, let break the glass ceiling.
Economics is the worse subject ever the young ‘lecture’ is unbelievable, she work shy and has can’t do attitude towards students. Less than 75% attended class on average. She found the education system a sanctuary for incompetents.
The programme leader of academic method a brown nose two face women who keep a distance from students and arse lick management, she does the minimum of teaching as possible and run around the class like a mouse. She very reserved and avoid engagement as much as possible, lazy, fake, mousy, someone who two face and looks down at people and suppress the class by not making them feel welcome.
When half of the class did not know her name she did not introduce herself she rights on the board but does not talk to the class.
She plays mid games with students and avoids engagement with them and don’t make student feel welcome. staff here play mind games with students and make them fail and push them away. she would just ignore you in class and put a negative exterior so people don’t approach her.
so many students drop out with debt and its so poor staff here have found the education system a sanctuary for incompetent, they want to do the minimum of work and shy away from students student get a raw deal.
The university is full of brown nose teaching staff, who want to do the minimum of wok as possible and are work shy. A degree from this university is not worth the paper it’s written on half the university is empty. Everything on the website is all Marketing and does not materials don’t come here.
Kim Jong Il the dictator who suppress students and play think that the university is great and wonderful. He comes across as this passionate man of education but he’s full of shit. He shot down people that opposed to him such as Susan Evens and Walter Criane who spoke out to MP committee regarding standards. Don’t come here you make mistake like I did guaranteed.
The quality of teaching is poor and so is the output of students, people at this ‘University’ have found the education system a sanctuary for incompetent and job security. It a failing model of education and example of the public sector.
They have a dysfunctional workforce staff ho are work shy and have a can’t do attitude and sit on the fence.

I like The university of Manchester best. Maybe because I’m a student there. But I don’t know, I’ve never like the metropolitan one. But one day, we had to take some leaflets to the student union. And I’ve noticed that it’s actually quite nice in there. The uni of Manchester has a bar that is a bit posh in a way or another. This one is chilled and less fancy. For common student if you know what I mean. You can go in there to read a book, play a bit of pool or just drink some beer with your mates.
You can listen to some decent music as well which is always a good thing. I mean last time I heard some bob Dylan in there. In my uni’s union I heard pop music which I hate with passion. So, after going in there, my opinion is changed really.
I mean I’ll happily go to their bar for a chilled one, than to my student’s union bar which is quite bad decorated as well, and full of people that don’t appreciate the golden years when it comes to music.

Manchester Metropolitan Student’s Union is rather unfortunately exactly what I wish the University of Manchester Student’s Union was, namely bloody good fun. A place where students can actually be students without being accosted for their political views, or lack thereof. Where you can walk in without being inundated with hundreds of leaflets. Where the drinks are cheap, because they have grasped the concept that STUDENTS DON’T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY. I’m looking directly at you here, Uni Union. You’re shit.
Man Met Union on the other hand, is great. They also have Rock Kitchen on here which is great fun, and sell books outside, and all sorts of other actually fun things. You may have noticed I mention fun a lot. This is because Man Met Union abounds in the stuff, revels in it even, and as a result becomes exactly what a University Union should be.

Manchester Met Students Union has long been the superior of its University of Manchester Counterpart. In the main, both unions consist largely of one bar and one shop, situated in a huge building where nothing ever seems to be going on. However, since time began, the shop and bar here have always been better than those at Manchester University’s union.
However, two recent developments have reversed this historic state of affairs. Firstly, the Manchester University union has undergone a revamp, turning it from a grimy stale-​smelling boring characterless room to a fairly classy (for the prices) bar with a decent reputation. The second development is a change in the Manchester Met bar, which has been relocated to a different floor in the union. Its now nowhere near as good as it used to be, with only a few places to sit, a huge dancefloor with no-​one on it and music blaring out of speakers worthy of Hyde Park even in the early evening. Its still not bad, but nowhere near as good as it was before.
On the shop front, the Man Met shop still wins, but for me the bar is the main attraction, and the recent developments have meant a reversal in the quality of the unions.

Manchester metropolitan SU is a crazy place during freshers week. If you’re looking for the definition of a riot this could be the spot for you. Drinks are ridicously cheap and the SU feels up to date and has a nice feel to it, big sofas are the order in the bar. The legendary 99p pints have come to an abrupt end after the destructive evenings that ensued for sometime making the SU somewhat infamous. Theres a few good pool tables to mince around or play a game on but thats that. The pints now sit at £1.13 as I’m writing this, which is still cheap and cheerful. You can grab a decent meal for around the 2.50 mark.

Cant say i ever enjoyed my time in here.
The pure chaos from your first visit never bodes well, and it only seems to go downhill.
Maybe i just wasnt really cut out for the student life, but i didnt exactly enjoy my dinner bein a pint of warm cider and limp chipsespeically not when they’re were much better options just around the corner, but unfortunately my friends seemed to fall in love with the romance of being a scruffy student eating rubbish.
The shops were never well stocked, and cant say the staff ever seemed more awake than the drunk students sat upstairs in the bar all day.

The Union is split into a number of sections so I shall divide them into the following ‘miniviews’:
1. Blue Sandwich Shop
Incredibly cheap deli counter with a wide selection of lovely sandwich fillers for the unbeatable £2.25! Outrageously attractive staff who have no right getting their hands dirty for your lunchtime enjoyment when they should by all rights be modelling for Vogue/​FHM/​Playboy.
Nice hot drinks too.
2. Union Shop
A shop. In the Union.
3. K2 Nightclub
Only really alive on a Saturday night for the famous ‘Rock Kitchen’ (not my cup of tea, but those who like it, love it). Also hosts one-​off studenty events, usually run by students themselves.
4. MancUnion Bar and Food
Not as cheap as it used to be (we said a collective goodbye to the legendary 99p-​a-​pint days last year) and therefore not as alluring, as price used to be the main factor in a visit. Food is cheap and cheerful and there are a couple of pool tables.

This is pure nostalgia! The Student union was one of the best places to get fantastic chips and gravy when i was a student.
The ground floor has a number of shops and they have a wide range of goods at very cheap prices. Additionally they have a photo booth bank and job advice centre.
The atmosphere in the union is really great and very welcoming. I also highly recommend the union advice service-​excellent very knowledgeable people who seem to know exactly what to do whatever the situation. No matter how difficult your problem is they WILL be able to help you.
Like I said it is a L-​O-​N-​G– time since I was a under grad (sadly) but I did some of my post grad studying as did my husband.(his was quite recently) He had the misfortune to have some difficulties with the course leader and the advice centre staff were fantastic. We found out that far from it being just him there was loads of problems which they helped to sort out.
All in all a wonderful place, cheap booze, good gigs and those chips (and gravy)!!!

very firendly, very cheap