Englands Lowest Prices

With the familiar all encompassing perfumey smell of the washing powder aisle in a supermarket, Englands Lowest Prices gleams with shiny plastic packaging and the playful confectionery colours of fabric softeners, deodorants, toilet cleaners and shampoo. As a pedantic punctuation snob I must immediately clarify that the lack of apostrophe in ‘Englands’ is an error of the shop’s sign maker — nowt to do with me… heaven forfend! They sell all manner of bathroom and kitchen essentials in this brightly-​lit cheap and cheerful little shop including brooms, toilet roll, vitamin tablets, washing up liquid, sponges, toothbrushes and, as the sign proclaims, ‘much, much more’. I don’t know exactly how they undertook their painstaking research to compare their prices to all other discount shops in England… but the prices are very cheap and in these financially fragile times such a shop would be welcomed by many an empty-​pocketed local!

As far as shop names go, this place takes the biscuit! In a laugh out loud moment, I stopped, took a picture, and with he woman behind the counter looking at me, I thought I should probably have a look inside.
What a fantastic shop! Selling various brand of soaps, shampoos, washing up liquids, dishwasher tablets, detergents, binbags, sponges and other household items, I think they are true to their name. Price wise, their prices are half of what you’d expect to pay making it a fine place to buy anything your body or kitchen needs.
The staff are charming and friendly, going out of their way to answer any questions their customers may have.
If you’re in the market and realise you forgot to stock up on fabric softener, come here, buy 6, it’ll be cheapest you’ll find!