Kokomo

I don’t even know where to begin. First off, I cannot think of a single good thing to say about this place.
The bathroom was covered in sick. The floors, toilets, walls… Entirely covered in sick.
The vodka was watered down and the Coke flat.
The sound system is absolute shit. The speakers are blown, everything played is overpowered by the crackling of busted speakers.
I was groped by several guys in the club, when I went to leave, I was approached by 3 more guys who did not want to take no for an answer. I politely told them no. Then I firmly said I was not interested. Then I pushed them off of me. When they tried again, I kicked one of the guys square in the balls. Security informed me that I was out of line and banned from the club.
Don’t worry security. I will not be back. No. Someone who gets dressed up to go dancing with her friends is not «asking for it» by being out.

An absolute joke. We were a group of 15 people who were willing to pay an excess of £400. After two weeks, due to the severe lack of communication of the club, were finally able to book a booth. On arrival to the club we were refused entry without any reason. Not only did this loose the company good business, but put a downer on the rest of the peoples night. Severely disappointed and it is very unfortunate that one star is needed to write a review because this club is certainly not worthy of it. Very disorganised, unprofessional and overall disgraceful club. Even the bookings manager’s good will stands for nothing.

Owners of bamboo and bunker have created a classier joint and want you to know it. The £60 signature cocktail with 23ct gold leaf is an attempt to put you in the picture, along with the drinks list with bottles of champagne and spirits.
It’s definitely for the Glasgow Fabulous. The sort of place where you dress up to the nines, go with a group of friends and grab a booth for a full night of chat and dancing. It’s very dark and sleek with some areas created to become more private. The ladies toilets have a hair dryer, which we thought was a bit strange at first but suppose if you’re coming in from stinking rain showers it’s not a bad idea.
We opted for a glass of Pinot Grigio, which was nice and cold, and a vodka, which had a chip in the glass. Took the shine off when you consider we were in on the second night.
The buxom beauties in tight black dresses come to seduce you into buying some of the food on the grazing menu. We didn’t go for anything but the choices were interesting, if a wee bit pricey– but, of course they are! There’s about six choices including a trio of sliders, sweet potato chips, nachos and prawns in Parma ham.