The Gym Group

This facility (gym, locker room, etc) is spacious and always clean. You can always find staff available to help you if you have questions or need help using a machine.
I like that they play music videos instead of CNN or random television shows like some gyms. Those tend to distract me :)
The cardio machines face the corner so you have a view of the city if you prefer not to watch video hoes bump and grind on The Dream and Snoop Dogg, or Lion, or whatever his name is these days.
I only wish they had more weight benches. The one area they do have is always taken up by creepy dudes, half of whom are checking their phones or checking out girls and not even working out.
That’s cute, boo. Move out of the way and let the women show you how it’s done. Do you even LIFT, bro?
Cause I do.
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