High & Mighty

Now I’ve never shopped here, because I am neither tall or wide (to put it kindly), but I worked here for a good eight months or so. The funniest thing, I guess, was the amount of featherweight morons that come into this place, thinking that they could pick up a nice Ben Sherman or Yves Saint Lauren shirt (yes, they have many so-​called designer brands here, so it’s not just some place for crappy clothes), only to find that the thing was the size of a ship’s sail and could probably fit their whole extended family inside. To give you an idea of how big the clothes get, they go all the way up to 60″ waists and chests (!!!), and also do suits, jeans, trousers, shirts and tops for men that are at least 7ft tall. Honestly, I never seen so many oversize people in my life — some so wide that I had to ask them to hold the tape measure while I walked around their circumference, as my arms physically weren’t long enough. Good times. Beware that the staff are on commission here, and so they’ll all try to get you to buy the most expensive stuff. You have been warned.