Limestone Terrace

Well, I’ve been looking around, but I haven’t seemed to find any great deals on furniture, maybe I’m at the wrong «Dump». Kidding aside, this place sucks. We move in to a 3^rd story unit, which the documents state has no «known» lead, but the leasing agent states contains acceptable levels of lead, and won’t bother you unless they renovate. Of course, the A/​C doesn’t work at all, which the lease claims you MUST run when the humidity is too high, and mgmt doesn’t feel like doing anything about it until sometime Monday. There technically is an «unsightly vehicle» clause in the lease, but I highly doubt you’ll ever need worry about being called out on it, considering the quality of vehicles parked in the lot. My truck is missing trim and has a 1″ diameter rusted dent, but it may as well be a Bentley compared to what else is parked here. You had better like salsa music, and most importantly, some drunken bastard’s sorry rendition of it, because that’s the local flavor you can expect to enjoy until about 4 in the morning. Stink bugs will come to visit you in your sleep. You had better check with your doctor that your tetanus shots are up to date, and that you’re not allergic to any type of mold, as you’re guaranteed to find both here. What can I give this place 5 stars on? Successfully meeting my criteria of being the most ramshackle tenement I’ve ever had the displeasure of living in (check out reviews of Wilmot Vista apartments in Tucson, AZ and Woodcrest Apartments in Flagstaff, AZ for comparison), guaranteed to light a fire under our asses to get a house ASAP. Btw, Yes, this apartment accepts CC’s, but they run through
, which will charge you a $ 33 «convenience fee» on top of rent for the privilege.