Wheaton Volunteer Rescue Squad

The Wheaton fire and rescue squad responded to my call this morning to help a neighbor whose CO2 detector was sounding. When they arrived, the EMT personnel treated me like feces. The big Irish fuck told me he didn’t give a damn what the relation was between me and my neighbor. When the rescue squad ultimately determined that my neighbor’s CO-​2 detector was outdated, I offered to buy her a new detector. The fire department told me that they would give her a new detector. Then the big Irish fuck slammed the door in my face! This proves conclusively that no good deed ever goes unpunished !
— James Edward Patrick Norris
Irish Catholic Democrat (and I vote!)

Wheaton Volunteer Rescue Squad has moved to a new station at 2400 Arcola Avenue (the intersection of Georgia Avenue and Arcola). First, congratulations to these dedicated rescue and fire personnel on their new headquarters. There is a comfortable looking bunk area, a fitness room, a quiet/​computer room, conference rooms, administrative desks, and plenty of storage space. The garage bay can hold a number of rescue vehicles, including the most modern and state-​of-​the-​art.
They also have large, attractive room upstairs available for rent to host parties, weddings, conferences, and other events. Next to the event room is a full kitchen with a professional gas stove, multi-​rack ovens and a large kitchen island. The event room can accommodate up to 200 guests.