Crest Motel

The county uses this place as a mock homeless shelter. All of the rooms smell like hobo and death. probably because lots of hobos like to die here. Meth, crack, and prostitutes are easily found in every direction. If you are looking to pimp your girlfriend, I would highly recommend this place due to it’s perfect location.

So I decided to show my lady a «good time» last Friday. We had been toying with the idea of staying in one of the seedy motels on West Capitol in West Sacramento for at least a year now. We settled on The Crest after learning that The Experience was closed. RIP.
We decided that The Crest was a good choice. First, it is only two doors down from Capitol Bowl. Second, Capitol Bowl has a bar. Third, the sign for The Crest boasts adult movies and Jacuzzi rooms.
$ 75 bucks got us a king-​size room with all the trimmings. There was a bed. Check. There was a TV with «cabel» as the sign out front had suggested. Check. There was a Jacuzzi in the room next to the bed that was large enough to fit two NFL linemen. Check. There were also mirror tiles on the wall behind the headboard and on the wall directly across… as well as the ceiling. BONUS! They also had a mini-​fridge but it doesn’t come stocked. And the porn is soooo 1990.
If you decide to visit The Crest, take my advice; bring your own bedding. We brought our own and boy was that a good idea. We also brought a lot of smelly candles for ambiance as well as to mask the smell of mildew in the carpet. And a lot of booze to help me forget where I was falling asleep.