Euphoria Massage

my second time here. 2 hours was $ 70.00 and worth every penny. It is not the most luxurious, but it is clean and Tommy the masseur was amazing. I will use them again and again as long as it was as pleasant as the last two times I went.

Pretty amazing for the money. I had a very pleasing massage from a female therapist. All in all very pleasant and clean.

massage is usually good, but my last one, the lady only went for 40 minutes and I paid for an hour

I used to come here somewhat regularly. Just came back today and the man working there was so rude that I walked out. I definitely won’t be back.
If you want to find a good inexpensive massage in the neighborhood, go to Oasis at Crescent Heights and Sunset. Much cleaner, much better customer service, and they do an $ 25/​hour massage.

How is this place getting so many bad reviews???
We were really hesitant to walk in here because we kept reading about people not enjoying their time here but we decided to go for it.
Thank God we did because the people are very good at what they do, it is very clean and I would’ve given it five out of five stars except for the fact that the person massaging me kept leaving to check on the front door. I’ll write that one off for someone ie his assistant not showing up that day so he had to do two jobs… but for $ 35 a massage I don’t think I can complain.
We will be back
Thamsey

Such a shame that our Valentine’s Day couples massage turn into a chatter batter between the two masseuse. Honestly, they did not shut up even for one second and kept going on and on in a foreign dialect. I also had to redirect my masseuse to the problematic area that was hurting which he kept avoiding. My husband’s masseuse only slightly touched his back and did not go into the deep tissue massage level at all for the whole hour. She also avoided touching his neck which was his most problematic area. At the end of it all they caged us right before leaving the place and demanded we tip them further. We gave them six dollars and they demanded more. Would never go back there again.

This place was so bad I threw up when I got home. In fact, my girlfrirnd was supposed to get a massage after me because they didn’t have 2 at the same time. I texted her and told her to.cancel.
The place is dingy and gross. No one speaks English. The massage was the worst I have ever had. I kept thinking it would get better as I laid their taking her torture.
If it sounds too good to be true it is because it is!!!
Don’t go. Trust me.

For $ 35 this is a fantastic hour! I am so sore today because Mary did what I went for w deep tissue. I’ve been going here for years and have not had a bad experience yet.

The ladies speak zero english!
I schedule a time and when I got there the place was busy so she told me and my friends to wait another 30min and we did wait outside. When we came back it was busy again and she said to comeback tomorrow! Zero professional! If you don’t know to speak english is fine but at least put someone that does speaks at the front desk!

I’m writing a review as I’m getting the massage right now. It’s just thattttt bad. The front desk girl became my masseuse. I don’t even think she is licensed. Let me just state the bed was so hard! I could have just laid on the floor and gotten a massage. There’s no difference. She’s just rubbing me and does not understand pressure points at all. Twice has she used her elbows on my scapula! I had to tell her to stop because it obviously hurt. Never use bone on bone!!! Save your money and do not go to this place!!!

Came in with my other half around 9pm because all other places are closed already and they were open till 10 we asked for a couples massage and got two ladies they didn’t speak any English but that was fine we weren’t there to talk just to relax and get a massage after a long day of work… Well our massage wasn’t the best and can’t say the worse but the lady doing my massage walked out a few times 5 mins once 2mins the next time not a biggy but the worse part is the two ladies would not stop talking (they thought they were whispering I guess) and just kept laughing which made us feel very uncomfortable and not relaxed at all we did not come to get a massage in the same room so that the massage ladies could gossip and laugh not a place I will be going back to we of course left a tip 5 $ each as I was not very happy with the service and never ever had any one talk and laugh while giving a massage :-/​it’s a lot more rubbing then really a massage they seem afraid to really touch you which was a disappointment because I have horrible back pains and I go to massages to relive the pain and this time it did nothing at all 35 $ 1 hour massage I would rather go to another place that knows what a massage is and respect their clients.

Very good service. Very good skill. English is not a problem, since you just close eyes and relax. Nancy helped me to cure my long term back pain.
Go there and experience, is more than 1K words here. Will come again for sure.
Good price and best in class service.

I’ve been coming here on and off again for the past three years, when I’m bored or just want to get a stress relieving massage. The place is «OK», basically what you’d expect from an Asian massage parlor… nobody got a masters degree in massage therapy, but they throw their weight into it pretty good and usually find the right pressure points.
Anyway, tonight I remembered why I hadn’t been here for over a year. I got a $ 35 full body massage for 1 hour, which is a good deal as far as I’m concerned. But once it was over, I came out to pay and asked that the receptionist add a $ 12 tip to the bill (over 30%!) for a total of $ 47. With my credit card in hand, the woman started haggling me, saying instead of «12» I wanted to add «20″ for a total of $ 55. I hate to say this, but I think they play the language barrier to push the amount they can get from people. I was like NO, and I courteously wrote down the number 47 on a piece of paper.
Credit card still in hand she starts laughing at me, in a sort of its embarrassing that this is all you can pay» kind of way. And saying I need to pay at least $ 50 if I want to use my credit card. I contuned to be firm, and she started to shake her head in dissapointment, and making sounds of disgust with her mouth. Ok now my stress relief from the massage is totally gone having to deal with this.
Oh one last wammy, she tells me she has to charge me $ 2 for using credit card. I’ve been here a dozen times and this was never the case… totally rude, uncomfortable experience.
Look, if you want more money for your services, just charge more… I probably would have paid $ 40 or $ 45 for an hour massage, and I’m usually a generous tipper (30+% this time!!!), but don’t make me feel like a scum bag on the way out because I paid your price and tipped your masseuse 30%.
Not coming back here cause let me check there are about…10,000 other massage parlors in Los Angeles, just like this :(

I came in for a couples massage at Euphoria shortly after it opened up. Its sign for $ 25 Massages caught my eye and it was just a few short blocks from my apartment.
They were very courteous when welcoming us inside and of course tried to upsell us. They led us to the room which I though was fine and comfortable. Everything was pretty basic. They didn’t really have anything to add to the environment other than dim lights.
I thought my massage was stress relieving but not one of the best I’ve had. Luckily, I have never had a bad massage, but this was one of the lower ranking ones. The masseuses did a better job on me than on my boyfriend. They made sure to let us know whether we wanted harder or softer. My boyfriend kept specifying softer, but he kept getting hurt! His masseuse ended up spending a lot of time on his toes towards the end. So weird! I guess she was afraid she was going to hurt him again.

I was very satisfied with my full body 35 $ massage.
I like this NO bullshit place. The lady wasn’t afraid of touching me, she went for it and had warm hands, very important. She was Chinese and new what she was doing.
Didn’t speak english, which I loved, made the experience more fresh and less monotonous.
I used to go to fancy hollywood where everything looks like crystal, but where people look at you if you were the worst piece of shit in the world is you didn’t have a shiny ring. Never spending more than 50 $ for a massage ever again.
At Euphoria:
1) Location is easy reach
2) It’s soooooooooooooo cheap
3) The décor is clean, simple, basic, neutral
4) You get a relaxing session and some human contact
Perfect if you want something fast and effective.

Ok I don’t understand how people actually enjoyed this place. I was eating over at Yoshi’s sushi when I saw a sign for a 25 dollar massage. Who gives a 25 dollar massage in Weho? I should have known it was too good to be true but I was young and naïve and full of faith. I made a mental note of the place and swore I’d be back.
Soon after, my girlfriend wanted me to go to her massage place but I had that mental note remember and I told her «Let’s go to Euphoria it’s only 25 dollars!». I thought I was being brilliant *tsk tsk* We get there and I find out it’s 25 for 30 minutes back rub and a 30 minute foot rub but the pricing increases depending on what you want done and it’s 35 for a full body massage. Still not too shabby at all.
They put us in a cold cold room with only a small towel to cover us. We were freezing! When the gf asked for a blanket they laughed. I was exasperated but really it was 25 dollars I didn’t’ care as long as the massage was good. IT WAS NOT. The lady didn’t understand english and although I told her 3 times I wanted it firmer it was still like being rubbed on the back more than a massage. I’m not even sure these people are licensed as it didn’t really feel like they knew what they were doing or how to massage it was just a lot of weird rubbing in circles and pushing down and scratching my head. I was not a fan but the lady rubbing me made my bleeding heart cry cause she reminds me of my mom so I sat through it even though I didn’t want to and I tipped her because I know she’s trying but I’ll be damned if I go back…

So, i enjoyed this shit out of this place. When i walked in it reminded me of a Clinic in a 3^rd world country, VERY basic, oldschool looking, cheesy art on the walls, lots of white space. Clean though so we are all good.
But veryone knows that the establishment is only half the battle, if you have a good masseuse who cares what the place looks like. Helen was great, didnt understand a lick of english but somehow still took my hand directions fairly well.
The only annoying part was that her and the other ladies would yell at each other during the massage, not in an angry kind of way but more of a «the door is closed so you cant hear me therefore im going to yell» kind of way. Oh and she also answered her phone mid massage… clearly Hellen needs a little manners lesson.
With all that being said, i would return.

*NOT FRIENDLY*RUDE*NOT WELL TRAINED*CONVERSATIONS IN CHINESE DURING MASSAGE*
Me and my roommate picked this place after the first place we chose in Hollywood told us to come to this location instead.
As other reviews have said, there is a bad vibe in there, esp coming from this one lady that works there. She was very unfriendly, no thank yous or your welcomes. And she got our request wrong, we requested two $ 25 massages because we didn’t want oils to be used, but my roommate received the $ 30 massage with oil. Also they started to chit-​chat during our massages in Chinese which made us feel uncomfortable and took away from the relaxing aspect.
My massage was done by a younger guy and it was decent, but I didn’t feel like he was professionally trained. The foot massage was a bit messy and oil was still lingering, which i had to wipe off again before i left.
After the massage we complained, and the lady had the nerve to get upset with us. The manager was very nice and apologized. But a comped bill would have worked much better.
i dont know if it’s a Chinese thing, but this was my first Chinese massage and it was nothing like i’ve ever experienced.
If you go there be VERY clear what you want, and don’t expect friendly/​good service.

I have a few comments that I would like to share about this palace… and let me just start by telling you that there is NOTHING EUPHORIC ABOUT IT!
1. Not friendly– they do not smile, do not make you feel comfortable.
2. I have struggled with back acne my entire life. It’s not bad, but enough to make me feel uncomfortable about it. As this lady begins her massage she takes the towel off my back and there is a 30 second pause. She begins massaging my back and then stops and walks out for a minute and begins massaging my back with GLOVES! Are you kidding me ?? I have been to so many places and NEVER has this happened to me before. It felt terrible. I felt horrible. I couldn’t wait to get out of there, she made me fee so bad!
3. My roommate was massaged by an underage guy on the table near mine and he saw me pretty much completely naked (she pulled my thong almost fully off). very uncomfortable plus while they were massaging us they were a having a conversation between each other! The last thing I want to listen to is a conversation when I am trying to relax… not that any part of me was relaxed at that time…
3. Ones done I said thank you to be polite and not a word out of her, again rude!
4. I get dressed and walk to the front to pay for my «massage» and they try to charge me $ 5 extra when my roommate and I both asked for the Chinese massage that was suppose to be $ 25! For whatever reason she did the Swedish massage on me (I could not tell the difference)…It gets better she begins to argue with the guy in the front to try to charge me extra!
5. After I tell the manger how I feel, he apologizes and right after offers me a «frequent customer card» and says that if I go 10x I get 1 free massage! Are you kidding me? On top of that they charged me the full amount!
Worst place ever! Never again will I go there! I have never in my life felt this uncomfortable. I felt terrible, horrible experience.

There’s a new place to get a foot massage or full body massage in West Hollywood.
I used to go to Euphoria Face and Body when they were in this same location and as I walk right by it on Santa Monica Boulevard it was hard to miss the big Grand Opening banner MASSAGE $ 25/​1Hr.
Of course with that price I was a little leery but with a little time on my hands on a Sunday afternoon what could I loose?
Well I called and they had someone available so I walked over. They said there was a man available on the phone and when I arrived John at the front desk said some other people arrived before me and the guy was giving them a massage. But they had a lady available which was fine with me. She gave me a great massage especially for the price. The $ 25 massage/​1 hour massage is 20 minutes of reflexology and a 40 minute body massage head neck back legs and arms. They of course had another offer for a full body massage with lotion for $ 45 and $ 15 for the additional 30 minutes of reflexology so I went with that. She did a great job on my back and neck.
For the price you can’t beat it. I go to Chinatown a lot for my reflexology at a chinese doctor’s office and they charge $ 20 for a 30 minute session which is a little more serious on the feet and reflexology but I’d have to go to Chinatown for that and this is only a short walk away.
The place is clean and inside hasn’t changed much from the old Euphoria which was always nice. For the price you can’t beat it in West Hollywood.