Ez Pawn

These IDIOTS recently had an early 80’s pearl white Gibson Les Paul Standard for sale for $ 1600.00. I thought it a bit expensive but asked to take a look. The damn neck was broken almost in half and had been glued.
Now, one of two things had to have happened. First, the 19 year old staff imbeciles loaned someone money on a guitar that needs $ 1600.00 of work. Second, the untrained 19 year old appraisal numskull dropped the guitar and ran over it with a pawned forklift. and glued it before the boss came in. Either scenario is viable in a town with an average I.Q. of 4.
Don’t get me wrong, I have found an early 70’s echoplex there for $ 20.00. These morons thought it was a tool to fix cars and was obsoete so it’s not a bad place to shop. Just know that these bumpkins will want $ 4000.00 for something that is worth $ 1.72, or will sell you an autentic Stratavarious for $ 7.00 because it is old. There is much to find here, just don’t count on the stupid staff to know the difference between a Rolex and a Timex.
The Timex will set you back $ 1,276,983.00 while the Rolex will be free with the purchace of a stolen lawnmower.