British Coffee Bus

This bus is no longer in business! In fact, 2008 is probably the last year it was in service!

Have stopped over the bus about a half-​dozen times. It’s the opposite of Starbucks. Eccentric (and friendly) staff, less expensive, and majorly quirky. The espresso is pretty good. You’d only find an establishment like this in Tucson. It’s the kind of place you need to experience for yourself.

Based on Jim’s review I decided to finally stop at the bus… I have tried in the past but they were always closed. They seemed nice but not friendly. They seemed worried about my children. The lattes were awful. Sugary powdery and there was no pumpkin flavor in the pumpkin lattes. No scones. The apple bread was OK. We were just getting nestled in when we were informed that they closed at 12 and even though they weren’t kicking us out they wanted to let us know that they were closing up-​hint hint nudge nudge. I don’t know about it being less expensive than Starbucks or quirky or eccentric or friendly. Overall it is a nice place to look at and experience but the quality could be greatly improved.

I was mucking about Tucson Arizona recently, feeling a wee bit shambolic and quite paggered. I had just finished listening to a corporate arse bang on about new lines of business and other bits and bobs. «What a bloody bag of wank!» I says to myself, careful to mute my mobile.
Clearly I needed to put some lead in my pencil straightaway. It was then I spied something queer as a nine bob note for Tucson, Arizona. Rare as rocking horse poo, actually. There in a lot along the way sat a Bristol K open-​topper. Double-​decker, you don’t say! It looked a might scrotty at first glance but I pulled in immediately. It was a bloody coffeehouse! Do say! I slid right in behind a Gary boy, all the while thinking what a brilliant enterprise!
Despite feeling tight as a duck’s arse lately, I was chuffed as nuts about the whole deal and dipped into the bees and honey for a mocha and a pastry. Delightful!
The upper deck is open air and set up for relaxation… I’m sure it would be Robert your mother’s brother and only my baffies could improve the whole outlook! Seriously, I’m not pulling your plonker at all here, you should pay a visit to the British Coffee Bus.
I will warn you that the large mocha was rather chocolaty and had me launching a few air biscuits later that afternoon. Fair warning! They feature a nice selection of teas as well, if coffee is not your, well, cup of tea. Cheers!