Mobil

Don’t just come here for petrol.
I fill up here maybe once every 3 – 4 months, and even then it’s not filling up, it’s topping up or putting in enough to get me to the res. I do like this location though and they were very quirky and commercially active when the gas prices were going down.
But don’t come here for petrol, alone.
Come here to buy a new Mobil phone.
Come here to buy a new car so you can be more Mobil.
Come here to pay $ 250/​hr for the services of an Escort that looks like a Supermobil.
Come here to buy tickets to any one of the amazing cities in Alabama such as Montgomery, Tuskeegee, Intercourse, and Mobil.
And if you want to poison people that are rioting outside your house, you can come here for some spray that will make the whole mob ill.
I have nothing against the rioters really so don’t take my joke seriously.
This place gets such a high rating simply because it was the first gas station (ahem, petrol station… note to self: do not lose English accent. Do not lose English accent. Can I have a glass of WOHR-​TUHR please?)… in the area, to charge $ 2.99 for regular gas recently. Everyone else was still at 3.11 (whoa hoa, Amber is the colour of your morning pee), or 3.15 (Stone Cold) or 3.19 (Prince) or 3.22 (hi!). And they were at 2.99.
So more power to them for that (literally… fossil fuel power), and well done for being the trendsetter and getting lots of business out of it.
I’ve since lowered them by 1 star because their regular prices are not particularly cheap.

Just your average gas station/​convenience store/​Tim Hortons but Thomas behind the counter is smokin hot.