Zombie March

Hundreds of Zombies gathered last May in Davis Square… The undead congregated in various stages decay to rally and march from Davis to Harvard Squares. Scientists, doctors, and Dorothy’s from Kansas all came together for one common cause last Spring… their undying love of feasting on BRAINS! In the late afternoon, the crowd grew in size, and the Zombies stumbled around muttering and moaning their desire for their favorite dish. With the somnambalists, though, came the protesters. Pockets of protesters began to arrive, waving placards with anti-​zombie messages, such as, «It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Grrrrbhlaldhfghghghhh,» and, «My Body, My Rights, My Brains.» The undead and the living activists met at the picket line, and chanted combatitive utterances against eachother. Finally the group went nomadic, and travelled through Davis Square, ending up at Harvard.
This year, unfortunately, the March doesn’t seem to be organized… online research turned up one individual attempting to coordinate the events, and the date was supposedly April 26^th… which i hope is a complete lie, because that means I missed it.
We can only hope for another gathering of the brain-​hungry undead sometime very soon!