Biscuit Bitch

Bitch is definitely the «recurring theme.» I’ve been here 2x in the last two months and even the customers have resting bitch face. Maybe they are all hung over? Smile, Seattle bitches!
Anyway, on to the review. My Bitchwich is freakin amazing. The fresh biscuit with sausage, egg and cheese ALWAYS hits the spot. We sit and eat in the cold rain because it’s always super packed inside. Doesn’t matter. My hang over melts away after eating one of these bad boys + a hot cup of the bitch coffee.
Can’t wait to come back in March for more Bitchiness.

Bitchy biscuits!!! Bitch Biscuits! Biscuit Bitch! Love love love this place and the name! All day I couldnt stop telling people I had a bitchy biscuit! HA! Swearing was appropriate for once in a work environment.
This place is small. I learned that the hard way trying to navigate my giant stroller into the crammed area with hundreds trying to get their bitch on. But I was persistent and rolled over a dozen toes trying to get my biscuit on.
Behold I got the cheesy bitch and found myself in gluttony. Cheese, biscuits, gravy, and grits. Holy shit thats a calories batman! But worth it. I will walk it off walking around, right? Right? Eh, whatever I am on vacation and have afforded myself the calorie intake.
One tip. You are entering a hipster locale. I am from SF, so I am native in this land, and know how to navigate a vegan/​vegetarian, sustainable, locally sourced establishment. Never speak of Starbucks. They hate Starbucks here! They do make a mean cup of joe of their own!

This place is ok, I guess. There are plenty of places with quality breakfast fare. This one just has the kitschy name.
My overall experience was rather poor. Seating is very limited in a tiny space. The customers really have four or maybe five separate lines to navigate while there, and it can get pretty crazy and annoying. The first line is the ordering line, which isn’t marked well, but it’s at the very back. Once you complete the ordering process, you can turn around and get into a pay line — also not marked well. After that, you can choose to wait to serve yourself coffee, which is a logical choice as the coffee line is near the register — OR — you can begin the most frustrating part of your Biscuit Bitch experience so far, which is waiting/​vying for a seat. It’s awful. A really terrible experience. There is outdoor seating in addition to the inside seating, but it doesn’t help at all. There are also some tables clear at the end of the block, should you be so inclined. After all of that, you wait in the final line, which is the line to get your food. That line took about 45 min for me. There isn’t really a clear place to do this waiting unless you’re one of the 1 percenters who got a table. I wasn’t so lucky, so I awkwardly stood around for the better part of an hour for my food.
Once the food was ready, I felt like the quality was slightly above average. The breakfast bitchwich was perfectly fine and delicious. I’m glad I ordered two, cuz I worked up quite an appetite waiting in so many crazy lines. The amount of food was good, and the quality was solid. Was it worth what I went through to get it? Not at all, in my opinion.
I wanted to like this place, but I really don’t. My experience was terrible. I know others have different and more positive experiences here, and I’m glad they do. My experience, however, prevents me from returning.
In my opinion, the best thing about this place is the name, but the uniqueness of the name loses its fun after you say it a few times.

Biscuit Bitch is located inside Caffe Lieto. Small place with only a few tables. Accepts credit cards too! My friends and I came here on a Sunday morning and surprisingly, the line wasn’t that bad. We were even able to get grab a table after someone left.
I had the Cheesy Pork N’ Bitch, which came with a big biscuit and gravy smothered with cheddar and crispy crumbled bacon. Just a little bit heavy, but SO DELICIOUS. Biscuit was soft and buttery. It absorbed the gravy pretty well. However, the gravy was a bit salty though. Generous portions of the crispy bacon. With everything mixed together, it was perfect. It was a bit mushy, but I don’t mind it because the taste was just that good. Definitely kept me full through the morning and afternoon. Five stars in my books! :)

Look for Caffé Lieto! That’s where you’ll find Biscuit Bitch. My boyfriend and I came on a Monday morning so thankfully there was no wait at all!
We ordered the two most popular items:
Hot Mess Bitch ($ 11.40): Biscuit and Gravy, Eggs and Garlic Grits smothered in Cheese, Grilled Louisiana Hot Link and Jalapenos. I loved it! It’s so simple yet delicious. The biscuits remind me of KFC’s biscuits, and I love those! The eggs were fluffy, the grits were warming in my tummy, the cheese, jalapenos, and spicy hot links really gave the dish that extra kick of flavor.
Cheesy Pork n’ Bitch ($ 8.80): Biscuit and Gravy smothered with Cheddar and Crispy Crumbled Bacon. This was my boyfriend’s order. I tried a bite of it, but we both agreed that we enjoyed the Hot Mess Bitch better. Perhaps it was missing some fluffy eggs!
The portions are really big and filling. I would’ve hated myself if I finished my order. I ended up lugging around both our leftovers throughout the day. I ended up eating it (without warming it up) at the airport right before our flight. Still tasty!

Visited Seattle and wanted to try something unique for breakfast and came across this place. Biscuit Bitch is suched a hyped up restaurant with great reviews on Unilocal and long lines in the restaurant. However, this place wasn’t as great as it was made to be.
Some of the food here is premade, the eggs seem to be the only thing made to order. Their menu is a list of various combinations of their dishes. It combines whichever of your chosing from buscuits, sausage gravy, eggs, cheese, grits, hot links, spam and so forth. Whichever combination you chose is stacked together on a small food tray. And this may be just my opinion, but I don’t like all my food touching. The food individually tasted okay, but putting it all together made it tiring to eat. Lastly, their orange juice here costed me about $ 4 and it was sad to see it being poured from a oj jug.
Overall, this place is just not for me. For the price that they charge for their food and for the hype that everyone brings to this place, I was expecting a lot more out of their food.