A N Y Pizza House

Actually the pizza and the crust is very tasty and the right consistency — good dough and not too thick. The staff is very friendly but a few seem like burned out surfers? Lol. Really don’t care, but good attitude and that goes a long way. Please, please, please tell your cleaning staff to use a scrub brush on the men’s urinal. You can see the build up. The smell is so disgusting I have to put my shirt over my nose when I use it. Oh and you might miss it because the logo sign designer did a poor job — it looks like Any Pizza vice A Ny Pizza…

No. No. No. I recently visited this restaurant for the first time and will never return. Was bypassed many times by waitstaff just waiting on a menu. When one finally came, I placed a drink order while deciding. Hmmm…30 minutes for a margarita rocks. Had my order taken finally by someone else. By now, people who arrived after me finished their apps. There were more service problems, but you get the idea.
As to the food — mine was literally inedible. I had gone there hoping for the clams and seafood featured often on their menu. Upon asking if they had fried whole-​belly clams, I was informed the clams were strips on the appetizer menu. I ordered the seafood stew.
The stew was composed of a tomato base (canned crushed tomatoes with copious amounts of crushed red pepper) and seafood (several canned clams in their shells the size of periwinkles, one baby octopus, one shrimp, one calamari ring, and two mussels. The stew was to peppery to eat. The garlic knots I ordered to go with it looked like and were dense enough to be miniature bagels that had been lightly sprayed with garlic butter before they were thoroughly burned.
Please, Dear Reader, take note that there was no exaggeration utilized in this review. Visit at your own risk.

Pizza grossly undersized and misshapen. Crust takes up 50% of pizza and is doughy and disgusting. We waited 40+ minutes for our pizza while the table behind us waited less than 10.

I ordered a medium pizza and 10 wings to go. Food was mediocre. What warrants a one star review was being charged $ 24. Are you joking? The sign out front said $ 15.99 for a medium pizza, 8 wings, and pitcher of beer. I get 2 more wings (which wings can only be ordered in 10s) with no beer and get charged $ 8 more??? I won’t be back. It’s too bad because I live right around the corner.

Ok so we used to come here all the time. The pizza and salads are usually on point! Lately, the service and cleanliness of the restaurant have been subpar. Mostly the service has just been horrible. Please get your staff up to par so that we can come back to our favorite pizza place!

Used to be my favorite place and gave it 5 stars. Just got my anti-​pasta salad and it’s awful. It has ugly looking vegetables on it and stuff that it doesn’t say on the menu. The lady who gave us our order was upset that I wanted a different dressing and raised her voice to me about findings 75 cents to replace it. Never going back.

Always get quick delivery. Food never disappoints. Lasagna is amazing. Veggie dip is amazing. Give them a try. You will not be disappointed.

Love this place. True, it’s not a 5 star restaurant, but I don’t think they claim to be. It’s a mom/​pop kinda pizza/​pasta laidback restaurant: bar kinda place. With that said, we’ve taken our kids & parents there. Seems most things are homemade and delicious!!! I’ve personally tried the Caesar salad, garlic knots, pizza, spaghetti, calzones, meatball subs, fried fish & stromboli. Loved them all with the exception of the stromboli… stick to the calzone. We always have leftovers. The portions are huge. I noticed a previous poster said there was no hostess… uhm…the sign clearly says «seat yourself» when you walk in. The wait staff has always been awesome. We just stumbled on this place when we moved to town but we are regulars now!!! :) love it! We prefer this location over the Cocoa Beach one just because it’s bigger, but their food & wait staff is just as good.

«A NY Pizza» is NOT just any pizza place. It’s a restaurant/​bar with several televisions, juke box and fairly quick and efficient service. My wife and I stopped in, for our first time and we read the sign saying, «seat yourself», so we did. It was very easy to find a table, as there are roughly 30 to 35 tables in this restaurant/​bar. A waiter came over just after we sat. He first took our drink order and when he returned, we ordered different items. I had the meatball parmigiana sandwich and my wife ordered the calzone with pepperoni. Amazing is all I can say on the calzone. The meatballs were good and with the tasty sauce even better. The sandwich has mozzarella cheese melted all over and yes, I ate every bit of the sandwich. I disagree with the other post about the meat being old which causes the meatballs to be firm. That’s just wrong. The meat tasted fresh but the meatballs were firm. Perhaps a little too much bread crumbs?
The calzone was the very best in the area. Packed with cheeses and pepperoni and the crust was cooked perfectly. We both took home leftovers due to the amount of food we were served. Several days later we ordered a pizza for delivery and were told it would take «up to 45 minutes» and that was fine. We received our pie in about 30 minutes and it was as delicious as we had anticipated!
We’ve visited A NY Pizza several times since our first experience and have been pleased each time. Their pizza (and many other items) are fast becoming our favorite Friday night meal.
By the way, they have the most delicious mussels in the area. Plenty of garlic, good sauce, and the mussels taste as though they were caught the same day.
If you like N.Y. styled pizza and other items, this restaurant is the place to check out. FREE delivery in the area, the drivers and any staff we’ve encountered have been nothing but polite and eager to please!
There’s always a table ready for you, so stop in and enjoy!

It was ok. My meatball sub was just ok, the meatballs were on the «firm» side which sinuously a sign of age. The red sauce was very tasty. Biggest issue was my French fries tastes like fish. I am guessing they were fries in the same oil as the fried fish.
Overall I would say it’s a decent value for your dollar.

Awesome pizza, order the 26″ pepperoni & sausage and be prepared to be amazed! Yummy Goodness!

What a dump! Hostess non-​existent. Management is MIA or simply morons. Half the lights are broken. Tables are dirty. Nobody busing tables. Service is terrible. This needs a bar rescue asap. The Shark Pit is nice clean with a real deal brick pizza oven and open kitchen. I shudder to think what’s going on behind the walls and poor lighting at this place. Shameful that anyone would present this to the public.

This is seriously the worst pizza place ever. The only thing worse than the food is the service. When at Cocoa Beach go to any one of the other 20 pizza places. I’m pretty sure the collective IQ of the people working there is about 37. People were literally waiting 45 minutes for a slice of pizza that wasn’t even very good. I’m in Cocoa several times a year and this will be the last time I’ll be going here — save yourself the aggravation go someplace else…

What a disaster. This place suffers from serious mismanagement. I placed a to-​go order and was told it would be ready in 35 minutes. Another 45 minutes until the food was finally ready — close to an hour and a half total! The individual at the first table waited 45 minutes for the single slice of pizza he ordered.
When the order was finally «ready,» we learned that they had rung up the entire order wrong! We waited for another 10 minutes for them to prepare part of the missing order. When I got my order home, I found that although we had ordered two pizzas, one of the boxes was empty! They refused to prepare and deliver the missing pizza.
What a disaster. Save your time and money and eat someplace else!

We had eaten here a few times and enjoyed the service. That all changed when we ordered delivery on my birthday. We placed an order around 8:40 pm and specifically asked if delivery would work. They said yes and that it would take 45 minutes. 9:30 rolled around and still no food. We called the restaurant several times but nobody picked up. We looked online and found the place closed at 9pm.
So we called the main restaurant in Cocoa Beach and told them what happened. They put me on hold and came back a few minutes later asking me to call the Satellite Beach restaurant again, ensuring me somebody would pick up. I called and an employee did pick up. He told me that there was no record of our order and asked if we still wanted our meal. I told him, «Not if we have to pay for it.» He was happy to work with me and sent somebody to deliver the pizza.
40 minutes roll by and still no food. As I’m standing outside, I hear car car turn into our neighbor hood traveling faster than 15 mph. The car was a white Volkswagen and appeared to be a Jetta. The driver turned into our street and accelerated to what seemed 40 mph or faster. He slowed down for our speed bump and accelerated to over 40 mph again and stopped so hard at the end of the street that our pizza fell on the car floor. My father-​in-​law and I saw the driver get out, pick up the pizza, put it back on the back seat and speed back the other direction going over 40 mph again.
My father-​in-​law stepped out toward the edge of the road to flag the driver down and nearly got ran over. The driver passed him without slowing down, only slowing to get over the speed bump, then accelerated again and took off. As the driver left the neighborhood, I called the store saying that our pizza had not yet been delivered. The employee told me that the pizza should have reached us by then. I asked what car the delivery guy drove and he told me a white car.
So I told the operator what had happened. He sincerely apologized and told us that we would get vouchers, in hopes of keeping us as customers. I told him that would work and asked if he could send us new food and deliver it by a different driver. He guaranteed us that the food would be fresh and a different person would deliver the food.
About 40 more minutes roll by the food finally reached us. However, it was not fresh and it was by the same driver. The driver asked if we wanted to speak to a manager that was with him. The young woman did not handle the matter at all, only giving us coupons. My father-​in-​law lectures the driver and then took the pizza.
I hope the driver was remediated at some point. Actually, I would feel more comfortable if he was fired. He is young and has some growing up to do. What a good lesson for him to learn than people are not entitled to do whatever they want free from the risk of negative consequences.
I will never order delivery from N.Y. Pizza House again, and I don’t recommend anybody else does either. I probably won’t buy food from here again.

I have ordered here many times and it is hit or miss. On a good night the pizza is great on the other hand like last Friday when we ordered it was a huge miss. About every other time the delivery is much later than the time they quote. Last week was just bad, the pizza was not cooked enough, there was bunch of who knows what stuck to the bottom the crust was like chewing leather the sauce was too spicy and the delivery was 25 minutes after the window they gave us. I emailed the restaurant to let them know and they never responded. They shouldn’t have an email on their website if no one is going to respond to it. Tonight we ordered elsewhere it was cheaper, better and delivery was on time. I don’t think we will go back.

Above Average.
I was hoping that A NY Pizza would bring standout pizza beachside. They do not. Many beachside pizza restaurants such as Civellis and Pistillis are awful (see my one star reviews for these two). The best pizza in the Space Coast is in Palm Bay at Fired Up Coal Oven Pizza but that is just to far of a drive from Satellite. DeAngelos by the Sea from time to time has great pizza but is not consistent. The rest of the pizza in Satellite Beach ranges from good to very good but none is exceptional or outstanding.
I ordered an 18 inch half cheese half Portobello Mushroom pie at a cost of $ 15.07. They have both canned mushrooms (yuck) and Portobello Mushrooms (fresh) but you have to know to ask for the portobellos. I was surprised how few and how small the mushrooms on the pie were. The crust was a little heavier and doughy that I would have liked. The sauce was excellent. The cheese was good, I think they are using blend of more than just mozzarella, it had a creamier than usual flavor.
Since it was Wednesday and their sign advertises wacky Wednesday 50 cent wings, I wanted to order a half dozen to try them out. I was told the wing special was dine in only. I thought hmmm just because I am ordering a $ 15.00 pizza instead of a $ 3.00 draft, why should I be a second class customer. There are other reviews that take issue with rigid adherence to protocol instead of a mantra that the customer is always right.
Our usual go-​to place for convenience pizza when we want something easy and don’t want to cook, and are willing to trade some quality for convenience is either Puzinos, Valentinos, or Tony’s Famous…, on par with these three. Their pizza is good, but undistinguished.

Great Place!!! Food was good. Service was good. They give the kids pizza dough to play with like play dough. They even had time to bake the dough so they could save their creations. I love this place! Highly recommend.

Yo!!! Its a nice slice of pie at this joint. Nutin fancy but its real good and inexpensive. The slice I had for lunch had a nice crust with just the right crunch and plenty of cheese. I’m from NY and I know a good slice when I see one.

Pizza was good. Took a while for pizza to come. Service was ok until I presented server with a piece of long hair in my last bite of pizza and was told by server that «that’s odd because the pizza maker has short hair». Not the response I was looking for. I work in the restaurant business, would not have handled it that way