Noble

I don’t get places with selective dress codes. A pair of comfortable $ 140 Nikes aren’t okay, but $ 60 Creative Recreations with sorry all over them are? If you don’t post a dress code on your website or Facebook and nobody knows what it is, then how is anyone supposed to know beforehand? You’re just going to wait until they get there and tell them they can’t get in and give zero explanation while you yourself are wearing Nikes? Your logic is flawed. If someone gets bottle service from an owner — AN OWNER — you make sure their party is accommodated. Especially after reading the review that stated someone couldn’t get in with DRESS SHOES ON?! What?! Noble ownership, explain this to me.

Music was cool, but this spot is tooooooo dang small. Karruche and various Warrior players were present that night and that brought out all the male and female groupies. It was packed like an over packed sardine can and I was rubbing shoulders and backs with complete strangers. Bartenders are fast and make good drinks but can be pricey. I will not be back.

If I could, I would go back in time and decide not to come here. This place is HORRIBLE! Everything about it is horrible! My girlfriend and I came here on a Thursday night all the way from San Jose. We got there around 12:30 and walked inside to a very small superly over crowded club/​bar/​lounge. They had VIP table services that even that area was so small to accomodate all the people at your table. You cannot take two steps in this place without getting bumped, squeezed and stepped on! There was NOT EVEN ONE open area for you to dance because it was so crowded! And good luck trying to buy a drink! For sure they hit max capacity! Security should have totally regulated on the amount of people that were able to come in and that way it would have been more worth it for the people that paid cover.
Even though my girlfriend and I drove all the way from San Jose, we left in a matter of 15 mins of being in there. NEVER AGAIN!

Noble brings out the ratchetness in me like none other.
I can only review their Sunday fundays as that is the only time I have been.
Upon walking in, post bottomless mimosa brunch, the crowd can be perceived as ghetto or sketchy… but nobody has ever given me shit. nor do i care as i get along with most people.
Bartenders are nice and fast, the interior is swanky and music is on point.
A few fernet shots in and I find myself having a dance off without a shirt with a big black dude. Sunday funday indeed.
Sorry im not sorry.

Ratchet ass bar. Ghetto ass people. LOVE.
I can’t see this as a club because there wasn’t much dancing going on. But the music was amazing. Hip hop and R&B.
The seats were being protected by the hostesses, as they were for bottle service patrons only. Lame. Besides, who’d want to do bottle service at this place? It would seem like it’s a waste.
The guys were frisked throughly before entering the bar, which was a plus. I felt safer going in hehe.

Small but still fun depending on the days you go.
Thursdays are normally very chill. Make sure there’s an event going on or else its pretty dead. Also on the weekends the bouncers are assholes and try to make a quick buck off you so be careful (for you illegals) lol.

Too crowded. Bouncers were pricks. They would push your back while walking through the dance floor which made things worse because you are already getting elbowed and buttibumped by the guy next to you dancing all crazy. I was also standing next to one bouncer at top of the stairs while waiting for my gf in the bathroom and he told me to stand on the dancefloor. i did, but why when i look up and a girl with a tight dress was standing where i was standing he didnt say a thing. wakkkk!!! Bathrooms were dirty and not maintained. They even had one bathroom for both men and women. Now that’s really unsafe dont you think?
My three stars are going to potential, the djs, the bartender/​table service server who were very helpful, and the ambiance. Would I go here again, only if I had to for a bday which was the case for me. if you can find a corner or a spot on the dancefloor where you are not a ragdoll it can be a fun night. staff step up your game and be nice to your guests!!! i’m being very generous with this post.

So, I read many reviews and I’m not going to lie — I had doubt. BUT, I went to get my own thoughts on it.
Honestly, it was not as bad as I thought it was going to be. We had got bottle service for my brother’s birthday which lets face it — it’s probably the best idea so you can have somewhere to sit. Prices we’re decent, well worth 200 $ for the bottle. The music was good, I mean they did repeat some songs, but not so close together where it losing the crowds attention.
The one thing that did suck about the night is that our section of tables had wet floor. –_​– they did attempt to clean it and could have done better but sh*t I wouldn’t come near our group trying to clean after awhile either. LOL!
Over all I can say I do recommend this place. MY experience from it — It was chill. Drama free. Over all FUN!

Epic party. Came for a friend’s birthday. Security wouldn’t let a friend in because he was wearing dress shoes. Really!!!, they wouldn’t let him in because he was wearing dress shoes. I’m pretty sure they didn’t want to let in a 100lb filipino guy, it may make a scene.
A pair of ratchet marina-​type females were spilling their drinks on everyone. Spilled some on my friend which happens to be a 6ft caucasian guy, security told him he had to leave. Apparently if you mind your own business you get kicked out, and if you are drunk and spilling your drinks on other patrons, you get to stay.
Either way, got to drink, listen to music and see drunk people for a little bit. Took our business everywhere to finish the night.

Went here last night with my two buds.
Pros: music was current hip hop, with a few oldies but goodies mixed in; not too too crowded; convenient location; bouncers were serious without being dicks; bartenders are nice and pretty quick considering that much of the clientele kept ordering adiós mutha-f*&*kas (see below). Pretty decent beers on tap for a night club.
Cons: do they check ID’s? There were definitely some people who did not look even close to 21 in here and were ordering blue sugary drink after blue sugary drink — then puking in the co-​ed bathroom before midnight. I’m not above getting black out drunk on occasion or anything — and probably ordered an adiós or twelve when I was 18 too — but seriously, that’s what 18 and up clubs are for and why as soon as I had a fake ID I did not need to frequent them anymore.
The potential for a good time is here mostly due to the good music. We will probably be back. .. at least once.

Day Club on Sundays — it’s like Lime, except not.
Music is pretty legit, drinks are over-​priced, bartenders are nice, the staff is otherwise eh. People are okay looking. Within 3 minutes of being here, I met a guy who proceeded to tell me that he’s rich. This probably will describe the depth of social conversation at this spot. The bathrooms are nasty.

Small but cute.
The first time I came here was for one of our photographer’s birthday bash.
It’s located what looked like (if my memory is correct) in the industrial area of San Francisco. When I approach the spot (with my Mentor), we were judged upon by 3 security guards. We showed them our IDs and was allowed entry.
It was lit with very little LED lighting, but with the right amount of blue and brightness of red it made the small club classy and romantic –almost. Although, this spot is considered as ‘really dark’ to photographers such as I, but it’s cosy enough to relax and lounge about.
The music this evening was well selected on a Tuesday night. Slowly but surely, it was started to get busier by 11:30P. By this time, we snuck out early to head home (My Mentor had to be up at 6A and I at 5A and we like to sleep as much as possible).
Overall, I wouldn’t mind coming back here. It’s cute and chill spot. I wonder if they’re looking for a female photographer? I wouldn’t mind covering that venue =)

No-​No, Noble.
I was close to dropping one more star to make it one star but I upped it a bit since the bartender was super chill and super nice. Price for shot of henn tho, not poppin for a spot like this. I’ve paid way less for a shot of henn at other, better clubs, just saying. and No, the extra chase doesn’t make up for it
It was a COLD saturday night for a friend’s birthday. There was literally no-​line and there was still a bit of a wait for 10 minutes. That def. was not reasonable since there was literally, NO ONE in there, and i mean, no one.
Guestlist ends at 11 and yet the place was half empty. It started to fill up around 11:45 with more people getting bottle service.
The DJ that was spinning was poppinnn. Awesome choice in top 40 BUT the mash ups were horrible. I’m not a DJ but i know a horrible mash up when I hear one. The transitions were pretty bad too …

This review is only for the nightclub and not for the restaurant.
During my recent visit to Sfo this was the first night spot which we visited. It was a thursday night and it wasn’t very difficult to get in and there was no cover.
The place is decent with bar on one side and they do have some couches on the other side and the dance floor is of a decent size. When we walked in the DJ was playing a lot of spanish music, maybe it was salsa night but he also played some top 40’s music. The drinks were reasonably priced but were not very strong.
Not the best place to hit during the weekdays but SFO has a lot of better places to offer.

Got a Sunday brunch special on Gilt City which is the only way I will ever set foot in this place.
Early afternoon, blonde DJ person was pretty cool. Anyone who drops Knife Party is awesome in my book.
Food is mediocre. 90 minute bottomless mimosa limit with a cap at 2:30 (although the waitress person lady was nice and served us our last one at 2:37). Also 90 minute table limit even if the place is empty?
The best part? All the bitches and bros dressed up in their Saturday night best for a Sunday afternoon.
PS — don’t bring a backpack here. They take their Sunday brunches super srs.

Bleh.

Came here on a random night with some friends. I would definitely recommend gettign there early, to bypass the line outside in the cold. Not sure how security runs it but they have people exit from the back, so I really have no idea how they are keeping count on who is entering and leaving.
Drinks are tasty and reasonably priced, the club itself… UBER small! It gets tight pretty quick. There are a couple of bottle service areas on the main floor and there is a back room with some velvet ropes as well. This place is definitely a bit to small and crowded for my taste.
That night the DJ started off good, but quickly fell off playing tunes from the 90s that i didn’t care for then and surely dont care for now.

cute bartenders.
CHEAP shots of Jameson, before 10p.
Gotta hit it up for Industry Tuesdays… thats when all the good looking people come out for a good time.
Decent dance floor-​seems small when you first walk in but theres enough room to dance.

I’m not going to sugar coat this: I’ve got some pretty rowdy friends.
If you can handle a 1L party, all of their antics, and still serve me with a smile, you’re awesome.
You can think about how awesome you are as you’re hosing down the vomit off the sidewalk/​outside of the building the next morning. Because I so thought about how awesome you were when I woke up the next day.

So, I went out to a party with friends and former classmates (about 30 people) and we definitely brought the party to Noble.
The good:
No cover
Clean and non-​trashy
Roomy enough to dance
The not-​so-​good:
Practically empty when we got there
Location, kind of a pain to get to
Hard to find a cab at 2am
Overall, if you have a bunch of classmates and need a venue for just your party, this up and coming club seems like the place to be. Although, I do prefer a club to be just a tad more packed.