Blue Cube

Three floors of booty bouncin, crotch rubbing action… uh… I mean music. A club for those dressed as intellectuals, but come to groove to a mode of unbelievable gloudius gymnastics.
Girls dance on poles. Men lick lips. Full bar. Contain Chinese, Siamese, Japanese, Blackenese and Hookernese (Hookers on their knee’s). Free entrance if VIP. $ 10 – 20 entrance. Interior appearance of a Rave. But Hyphy. Thizz. Perv grab butts. Some fights. I stand out of the way. Big Samoan Bouncer. Comfy couches. Drunk women. My first club ever attended. Careful especially if in serious relationship. Outside still the Tenderloin. Beautiful.

Dang… I’ve been through some rough neighborhoods, but this one is almost up there. I think I’ve never been through so many crack houses in one block, not even when I was in SJ.
We came here for one of those Asian party venues and was quite impressed with the place. I was greeted by a petite Latina who gave you a full SWAT like pat-​down. NO, I mean this was a serious one. After the full arm extensions and the usual, the GIRL MADE ME PULL UP MY SHIRT!!! And it doesn’t stop there!!! She puts her hand down MY PANTS!!!
If it was a guy doing this, I would go «WTF!!! You better stop that #$%! before I get my buddies from ABC all up in this joint!» But since it was a girl, I think I just felt slightly violated instead.
THE INSIDE IS PIMP! The outside doesn’t look much, but the second floor is nice. The white décor is ultra clean with with white leather sofas to the sides. It also has a smoking area/​patio which is nice for something on the second floor.
That night it being Asian and all, the music was was good, a little bit of current tunes laced with some tunes from the past, very nicely done.
We had the privilege of a private tour to the VIP room on the top floor which was closed for the night. The third floor was like a different world. It had a 3 foot high stage with dancing poles that ran to both corners of the room. There were VIP rooms with their own LCDs in each of them. Once again, the place was spotless with a white décor.
1 star for the stripper poles on the 3 floor
1 star for an odorless and spotless place!!!
1 star for the all the Asian breezies that came out, making it a 2:1 ratio
1 star for the little Chica keeping us safe from bad people and for the full pat down I felt violated from it, but in a naughty way where I would ask her out next time we meet!
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